Quote War!!!

[BLACKDOG]

Figured I'd Start another war here, so post up your favorite quote from whatever source, be it movie, book, tv, famous perosn, yourself, infamous person, etc.

Life is like panning for gold, you gotta sift through a lot of sh*t to find the good stuff.

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
Charlie Brown.

"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
Alfred Hitchcock

Don't be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. --John Lennon

If you're going through hell, keep going. --Walt Disney

The key to immortallity, is living a life which is worth to be remembered. Bruce Lee

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut."

"If something goes wrong... blame the guy who can't speak English." — Homer Simpson

"I've found a sure way to relieve office stress:
• take a deep breath
• count to 10
• set the boss' wastebasket on fire."

[83yota]

this quote is diturbing but i belive it to be true

"I know not when or where world war III will be fought but world war IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstine


"You never truely know what you have untill you have lost it to someone else."



"speak softley and carry a big stick."
(In my oppinion one of the best bits of advice for our time today)

[KYOTA]

From Dirty Harry (1971)
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

Sudden Impact (1983)
Harry Callahan: We're not just going to let you walk out of here.
Crook: Who's "we", sucker?
Harry Callahan: Smith, and Wesson, and me

Office space (1999)
Milton :  I could set the building on fire.

[SWAMPER]

Movie on at Homealone:

"Keep the change you Filthy Animal!"

Office Space:

"Have you seen my stapler?" <----

[BLACKDOG]

from the movie Out Cold

"Carpe the Diem, Sieze the...Carp!"

[88runner]

"There'S only 2 thing infinit, the universe and human stupidity, I'm not sure about the universe tough"- Albert Einstein

[84runner]

God is a imagenary friend for grown ups.

Morgan freeman The Big Bounce

[BLACKDOG]

Dont argue with an idiot, they brinig you down to their level, then beat you with their experience

[BLACKDOG]

I am losing faith in humanity, one person at a time

[BLACKDOG]

"The three little sentences that will get you through life:
1- Cover for me.
2- Oh, good idea, Boss !
3- It was like that when I got here." — Homer Simpson.

[abnormaltoy]

"That which does not kill us, makes us stronger"


"Stupid People Suck" (mine)

"Life's too short to do that sucks" (mine)

[Skinny_Pedal]

super troopers
- I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."

[Mike D]

Mystery men:
       "Pull my finger"

[KYOTA]

Urban Cowboy (1980)

Bud: "Waht happened to your face?"
Sissy:  "Got hit"
Bud:  "Did he hit you? I'm gonna kill that sumbitch!"


Caddyshack (1980)

Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
                                                        ----------------------------               
Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

Al Czervik: What're we, waiting for these guys? HEY WHITEY, Where's your hat?

[BigMike]

KYOTA, you forgot "Hey Everyone! Were all getting laid!" (I love caddyshack, on of my first dvds)


At the end of Tears from the Sun, it says:

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing." -Edmund Burke (late-1700s)

[Mike D]

Name this quote

"...and I love it and i pet it and i stroke it and i poke it then i kill it"

[lowgeared]

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

[Mike D]

not even close

[KYOTA]

Dumb and Dumber

Harry Dunne: Hi Lloyd!
Lloyd Christmas: Hi Harry!
Harry Dunne: How was your day?
Lloyd Christmas: Not bad. Fell off a jet way again.

                     ------------------------------------

Lloyd Christmas: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry Dunne: I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd Christmas: That John Denver is full of , man.

                     ------------------------------------
Lloyd Christmas: Excuse me, Flo, what's the soup du jour?
Waitress: It's The Soup of the Day.
Lloyd Christmas: Mmmm... that sounds good; I'll have that.

[BigMike]

not even close

[SWAMPER]

My favorite quote...such a powerful quote

"What we do in life echos in eternity"

Russel Crow in Gladiator

[dirtbag]

"It is FAR better to be a smart-ass than a dumb-ass." - My mother

"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste." - My mother's beer cooler's saying from 1985

[BLACKDOG]

It is  far better to be buried without a monument and have people ask why not, than to be buried with a monument and have people ask why

[lilbuddy]

Mike D, That is so Tommy Boy. I love that movie, seen it way too many times also, but its still funny as the first time.

even tho this is kinda   , its still good.

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you maybe be the world" - ?

[SWAMPER]

Oh lilbuddy

[mudguts]

A quote from one of my beer coolers " IF BUTTHEADS COULD FLY, THIS PLACE WOULD BE AN AIRPORT"

[KYOTA]

Private Pyle : seven six two mill a meter full metal jacket

DI : What is your major malfunction numbnuts?

[SWAMPER]

Oh oh the one I like from FMJ is the

"Private! Yes sir?! How tall are you 5'8 Sir! d**n I dint know they piled poo that high!"

[kingkrash81]

"I've finally upped my standards, now up yours"

[iNfErNaL]

Name this one.................."And he turned around,and tipped his hat,like this.............And WHO do you think it was?........Emilio Esteves,the mighty duck man,I swear to god,I was there!!!".....