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79coyotefrg · May 30, 2006, 04:04:29 PM

speedemon · May 30, 2006, 04:58:18 PM

1) HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting

2) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"

3) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow". Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

4) JAWJUH - (noun) - the state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to
Lanner."

5) BAMMER - (noun) - the state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayam. Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvments."

6) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar dvision. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

7) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

8) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops and yeast. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a nutter bare."

9) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native". Usage: "Them Bammer boys shore are ignert!"

10) RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "Ah thank ah left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

11) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "Ah shore hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

12) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thang's gonna catch far."

13) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, ah hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

14) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, ah shore do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

15) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."

16) FAT - (noun and verb) - A battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup yuh."

17) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

18) CHEER - (adverb) - In this place. Usage: "Jest set that bare rat cheer."

19) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddin't unnerstan a wurd he sed... mus be from some farn country."

20) DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."

21) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen. Usage: "He cain't breath ... give 'im some are!"

22) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that there bob war fence."

23) JEW HERE - (pronoun and verb) - Contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?

24) HAZE - (pronoun and verb) - A contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart? Nah...haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."

25) SEED - (verb) - Past tense of "to see". Usage: "Ah ain't never seed Noo Yawk City."

26) VIEW - (verb and pronoun) - Contraction. Usage: "Ah ain't never seed Noo Yawk City ... view?"

27) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."

28) FIXIN' - (verb) - Preparing to. Usage: "Ah's just fixin' to do that now."

29) JEETJET (complete sentence) - Did you eat yet?

30) YONTEW (complete sentence) - Do you want to?

31) TWIRLY-TWEET (complete sentence) - Too early to eat.

79coyotefrg · May 30, 2006, 07:50:56 PM

whats dang scarey is i understood every word

79coyotefrg · May 30, 2006, 07:52:53 PM

hey speedy, grapevinemudder, is lookin for a 4runner, how much does swampy want for his??

speedemon · May 31, 2006, 07:20:27 AM

5k obo

burnyota · May 31, 2006, 09:05:24 AM

Quote from: 79Coyotefrg on May 30, 2006, 07:50:56 PM
whats dang scarey is i understood every word

thats some funny shiat...
-did anyone go to Trees' for memorial day?

red · May 31, 2006, 12:45:14 PM

nope, i'm carless until my new tranny pan comes in, should be in friday.

79coyotefrg · May 31, 2006, 01:03:20 PM

red come to arkansas july 22-23

speedemon · May 31, 2006, 08:41:39 PM

Quote from: burnyota on May 31, 2006, 09:05:24 AM
thats some funny shiat...
-did anyone go to Trees' for memorial day?

i wanted to but i spent the weekend making a bed bar for the taco and tubedoors for the '84. i've been itchin to use the new bender for a while. plus i'm savin for ttora national to so tryin' not to spent too much cash.

no pics of the doors yet

red · May 31, 2006, 09:57:14 PM

Quote from: 79Coyotefrg on May 31, 2006, 01:03:20 PM
red come to arkansas july 22-23

all depends on money, might be pickin up a second job here soon.

Quote from: speedemon55 on May 31, 2006, 08:41:39 PM
i wanted to but i spent the weekend making a bed bar for the taco and tubedoors for the '84. i've been itchin to use the new bender for a while. plus i'm savin for ttora national to so tryin' not to spent too much cash.

no pics of the doors yet

looks good, how thick of steel can you bend?

speedemon · June 01, 2006, 10:59:14 AM

Quote from: red on May 31, 2006, 09:57:14 PM
looks good, how thick of steel can you bend?

schedule 40, which is plenty thick for me. it was a little thicker than the 11 ga square tubing i used for my sliders and round tubing is stronger i believe.

SWAMPER · June 04, 2006, 04:28:39 PM

Hey glen tell grapevine to buy my yoter

79coyotefrg · June 04, 2006, 05:08:26 PM

i did, he said it was out of his $$ range

79coyotefrg · June 04, 2006, 05:09:47 PM

i wish sis could buy it

burnyota · June 05, 2006, 01:25:13 PM

pablo- here is my new cell # (832) 527-9089 gimme a buzz and let me know when your comming up here to meet shaun

SWAMPER · June 05, 2006, 07:48:56 PM

You had already given it to me a while ago...

I will proly be passing through on my way to National take over so ill proly see you then how's the motor coming along

79coyotefrg · June 05, 2006, 08:23:52 PM

did you get the truck on those springs yet

79coyotefrg · June 05, 2006, 08:25:34 PM

i went up there today and i like it better than Gilmer, better signs all around

SWAMPER · June 05, 2006, 08:45:41 PM

What do you like better? Superlifts ORV park? I need some pics

79coyotefrg · June 05, 2006, 08:56:10 PM

$I\'m Down$ i didnt take my camera $I\'m Down$ but yea i like it better than gilmer

i got lost at Gilmer

started out on a easy trail and got mixed up cause they werent no dang signs andd ended up on a dang class4 trail

SWAMPER · June 05, 2006, 09:04:38 PM

Thats cause you be a rooky Glen

79coyotefrg · June 05, 2006, 09:07:02 PM

hey angelo was my navigator

rooky

so did you get the 85 on those springs yet

burnyota · June 06, 2006, 07:34:08 PM

what weekend is the takeover?

79coyotefrg · June 07, 2006, 05:11:12 AM

Quote from: burnyota on June 06, 2006, 07:34:08 PM
what weekend is the takeover?

July 21-23

my birthday is the 20th

speedemon · June 07, 2006, 09:33:19 PM

yeah the toyota trail team is gonna be there with three fj cruisers for us to test drive, there are about 160 trucks signed up and the limit at the park is 200 so sign up if you plan on going. http://www.ttora.com/takeover/signup.php

79coyotefrg · June 08, 2006, 06:04:29 AM

i think i already signed up

SWAMPER · June 08, 2006, 04:34:37 PM

Hey guys I just wrecked my yoter $I\'m Down$

Ill post pics when we come back from purchesing Texas water

79coyotefrg · June 08, 2006, 04:50:15 PM

Quote from: SWAMPER on June 08, 2006, 04:34:37 PM
Hey guys I just wrecked my yoter $I\'m Down$

Ill post pics when we come back from purchesing Texas water

WHAT

the truck or the runner

burnyota · June 08, 2006, 08:50:49 PM

he told me he ran into a van w/ his runner

speedemon · June 08, 2006, 08:54:36 PM

his runner. his dumbass rearended a van, sheared the top bolts off the bumper which slightly cracked his grill, bent his hood, and knocked the filaments out of his off road lights. but with a little chicano backyard engineering it almost looks as good as new. (almost)

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