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BigMike

#1380
June 13, 2007, 02:24:24 PM
Quote from: Duffil on June 13, 2007, 02:07:47 PM
borrow a friends car and sweat your ass off with the AC on, only to realize you put it on HEAT.

Quote from: FordFreakChik on June 13, 2007, 02:09:38 PM
NO    :haha:

I don't care who you are, that's pretty dumb right there! hah!
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#1381
June 13, 2007, 02:27:41 PM
Quote from: BigMike on June 13, 2007, 02:23:37 PM
I've had that happen many times, but the worst was when I was on my side welding above me, and despite having a full face welding helmet on, I got a hot cherry in my right ear! I felt it hit my ear and roll right down the canal! I could hear stuff getting burned and I heard it sizzling!

When this happened I turned my head so fast, ripped the helmet off my head, and rushed over to the sink and tried to force water into my ear.

So the next day I told our fabricator Andy about it, and he told me that one time he had a hot cherry enter his ear, and somewhere inbetween the burning and pain, he felt his tongue was burning and he spit the cherry out of his mouth. THAT'S CRAZY! Enters his ear and passes out his mouth! Wow!

OMG both of those make my head hurt!!! :yikes:
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Soloxxx

#1382
February 19, 2008, 01:07:06 AM
Ever spend 3 hours reading this thread and laughing so hard you landlady knocks on your door and ask you to stop :smack: (1-47  :thud:)

Hammerhead

#1383
February 19, 2008, 03:37:40 AM
Ever do a big smokie bunout holding the front brake on your crotch rocket and draw a big smillie face on the asphalt in the parking lot at the bar and when the smoke clears there is a cop  watching and he isn't applauding like the crowd is?

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red

#1384
February 19, 2008, 08:20:42 AM
:haha: busted!
read and comment :whip:

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abnormaltoy

#1385
February 19, 2008, 08:32:58 AM
Quote from: KYOTA on September 18, 2004, 11:10:04 PM
pretended you were asleep so your wife would stop talking? :lipsrsealed:

Like that would ever work!
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
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JanMarie13

#1386
February 19, 2008, 09:09:19 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on February 19, 2008, 08:32:58 AM
Like that would ever work!

:nope:  I don't stop talking until the snoring begins!    :yupyup:
RIP Kyle, we love and miss you man.  :smooch:
Quote from: KYOTA on October 03, 2009, 10:33:31 AM
thanks for the smooch I miss you too !  :yesnod:

abnormaltoy

#1387
February 19, 2008, 09:14:56 AM
Quote from: MrsPAtaco13 on February 19, 2008, 09:09:19 AM
:nope:  I don't stop talking until the snoring begins!    :yupyup:

When my wife was alive, we would get into an argument...she would be yelling at me in a curious mix of Lao, Thai, French and pseudo-English. I would leave the house and come back an hour later and I don't think she even knew I was gone...I could hear her as I came into the garage!
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Doof

#1388
February 19, 2008, 09:16:35 AM
:eye:

JanMarie13

#1389
February 19, 2008, 09:25:41 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on February 19, 2008, 09:14:56 AM
When my wife was alive, we would get into an argument...she would be yelling at me in a curious mix of Lao, Thai, French and pseudo-English. I would leave the house and come back an hour later and I don't think she even knew I was gone...I could hear her as I came into the garage!

Awwww.....bless her heart but that is hilarious!  hahaha!  :yupyup:
RIP Kyle, we love and miss you man.  :smooch:
Quote from: KYOTA on October 03, 2009, 10:33:31 AM
thanks for the smooch I miss you too !  :yesnod:

abnormaltoy

#1390
February 19, 2008, 09:27:35 AM
Quote from: MrsPAtaco13 on February 19, 2008, 09:25:41 AM
Awwww.....bless her heart but that is hilarious!  hahaha!  :yupyup:

Not from my perspective.

She was a fireball!
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Wermz84

#1391
February 19, 2008, 09:43:42 AM
Quote from: MrsPAtaco13 on February 19, 2008, 09:09:19 AM
:nope:  I don't stop talking until the snoring begins!    :yupyup:

Unfortunatly that is never able to happen for me.  almost fall asleep then bam wide awake.  repeat this process for hours and I get pissed.   

Why do chicks think bed time is talk time?    :dunno:


[girl voice]  Aww i like you answers when your like that [/girl voice]    :headshake:
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BLACKDOG

#1392
February 19, 2008, 05:13:45 PM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on February 19, 2008, 09:14:56 AM
When my wife was alive, we would get into an argument...she would be yelling at me in a curious mix of Lao, Thai, French and pseudo-English. I would leave the house and come back an hour later and I don't think she even knew I was gone...I could hear her as I came into the garage!

Man, I think its funny when I'm getting cussed out in one language, let alone 4!!  Musta learned a lot of new words/phrases that way huh?
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topar

#1393
February 19, 2008, 07:25:29 PM
I know when I am in trouble the wife starts speaking Spanish rapidly.  This is the time when I mow the lawn dead of winter with snow on the ground and its time to mow the lawn.  :haha:

BLACKDOG

#1394
February 19, 2008, 07:32:05 PM
Quote from: topar on February 19, 2008, 07:25:29 PM
I know when I am in trouble the wife starts speaking Spanish rapidly.  This is the time when I mow the lawn dead of winter with snow on the ground and its time to mow the lawn.  :haha:
:rofl:



Most haven't, but:

Have you ever been :toilet: and the tones go off in the Fire station?  Talk about pinching it off and running!
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

red

#1395
February 19, 2008, 07:37:46 PM
:funny: :rofl:
read and comment :whip:

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abnormaltoy

#1396
February 19, 2008, 07:51:42 PM
Quote from: BLACKDOG on February 19, 2008, 05:13:45 PM
Man, I think its funny when I'm getting cussed out in one language, let alone 4!!  Musta learned a lot of new words/phrases that way huh?


I can say a lot of rude things, in a few obscure languages...or at least I could.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Hammerhead

#1397
February 19, 2008, 11:46:49 PM
Quote from: red on February 19, 2008, 08:20:42 AM
:haha: busted!
Nope, ditched 'em.  D'ya ever hear the phrase "ride it like you stole it"?
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Doof

#1398
February 20, 2008, 08:26:48 PM
have you ever been so pissed and confused at the same time you dont know what to do?

abnormaltoy

#1399
February 20, 2008, 08:44:06 PM
Quote from: sillywilly on February 20, 2008, 08:26:48 PM
have you ever been so pissed and confused at the same time you dont know what to do?

Anyone who is now or has ever been married...has felt like that.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

BLACKDOG

#1400
February 20, 2008, 08:47:10 PM
Quote from: sillywilly on February 20, 2008, 08:26:48 PM
have you ever been so pissed and confused at the same time you dont know what to do?

:yesnod:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

Not A Toy

#1401
February 20, 2008, 09:09:59 PM
Oh my I went way tooo long without discovering this thread mad props tooo all. I will post up some stupid moments when i have time!
_[O!!!!!O]_

People often ask how they stack crap so tall....

Hammerhead

#1402
February 20, 2008, 09:14:43 PM
Quote from: sillywilly on February 20, 2008, 08:26:48 PM
have you ever been so pissed and confused at the same time you dont know what to do?
Quote from: abnormaltoy on February 20, 2008, 08:44:06 PM
Anyone who is now or has ever been married...has felt like that.
x2  :rofl:
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'82 pickup, IFS long travel, V8
'85 4runner, V8 rock crawler
'88 X-cab, V6

toybuilt

#1403
February 20, 2008, 11:15:22 PM
So a few weeks ago I was drivin home in my old 1975 dodge truck that so happens to have a 440 big block in it. Anywho I was drivin home from work and notice that a friend happened to be ridin up on my a$$. Well I went ahead and put the pedal to the metal and took off passing a few cars through a enter section never using my turn signals and so on. Well at the next stop light I took a look behind me and saw that none of my friends are anywhere's around. There is however a placer county sheriff right behind me though! :smack: Lets just say he wasn't to happy when he pulled me over. Lucky he decided to be nice and only gave me a fix it ticket for my turn signals, that by the way work just fine. I'm really happy he didn't say anything about my open duel exhaust with glass packs, cause I was being anything but quite when I hit the gas.
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Not A Toy

#1404
February 21, 2008, 12:24:51 PM
one time at 300am I was at a red light at a 4way intersection in the right lane with a cop tomy left sitting next to me. I was so used to the other lights going red and mine automatically turning green that as soon as I saw them go red I took off.......   only to realize halfway through that my light was still red and that only a green arrow came on! whoops.  he pulled me over and said do you know why i pulled you over I kinda laughed and said false start?  he just told me its early no ones on the road be safe.. (i was headed to work)
_[O!!!!!O]_

People often ask how they stack crap so tall....

red

#1405
February 21, 2008, 12:51:02 PM
haha heres another cop one. have you ever smoked a police cruiser out with your truck? my old f250 smoked alot when cold (white smoke). on my way to school stopped at a red light and an officer pulled up alongside me with his window down (about 20-30F outside), lined up perfectly with the passanger side exhaust pipe exit. light goes green and i featherfoot the skinny pedal, look in the passanger side mirror and his cruiser is FILLED with smoke.
read and comment :whip:

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Doof

#1406
February 21, 2008, 01:21:57 PM
:funny:

Hammerhead

#1407
February 21, 2008, 01:51:18 PM
:funny: x2
'82 pickup, +3, locked, doubled
'82 pickup, IFS long travel, V8
'85 4runner, V8 rock crawler
'88 X-cab, V6

Not A Toy

#1408
February 21, 2008, 10:07:03 PM
one time I was wrenching on me jeep all day long, u know to where your hands are pitch black with shiz... well I went in scrubbed my hands really good then I dried them on one of my wifes white bath towels..   oops
_[O!!!!!O]_

People often ask how they stack crap so tall....

Rocksurfer

#1409
February 22, 2008, 08:34:01 PM
Sorry but you are on a Toyota board, first off we don't have to wrench on our vehicles all day long, second most of our vehicles don't get covered in shiz since they don't piss all over themselves and third our wives expect us to foul their towels when we wash our hands so there's not a white one in sight.

j/k :gap:
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