If your truck could talk....what would it say?

[DTB]

A lot of newer (Onstar equipped) vehicles send e-mails to the owners reminding them to change their oil and if there are any problems or codes......


If your truck could send you an email....what would it have to say?

[abnormaltoy]

Mine would say..."You think it's easy hauling your big ass around?"

[solar86yota]

Dude, I NEED a friggin' e-brake!!! AND get your lazy butt online and order that Aussie Locker NOW!!!!!

[Hammerhead]

Mine said Ouch, no, that's too big, ouch, oh, Ooh, ooooo, that feels goooood....

When I stuck the V8 in it

[Duffil]

please shoot me.

[Lady Di]

The Mammoth would say
"what were you thinking? "

[solar86yota]

Oh, and I want MORE dirt and less street mister.....

[toyotanner]

"i need a bath"

[BLACKDOG]

f you!!  Repeated over and over 

And "its about time you gave me a roof over my head!"

[DTB]

"U need bigger batteries in that Sawzall...oh my!"

[*FFC*]

The Mammoth would say
"what were you thinking? "

Mine would have some retort about identity theft

[Lady Di]

Mine would have some retort about identity theft

[porkchop]

mine would say  take that

[trickcomanche]

Poor ol jeep,  Leave me alone, Just let me die!  YOu F-N Bastord!

[fordh8r]

Someday I'll be as cool as my big brother Chevy...


After all that and now you put me away wet?...WTF?! 


I love the way you tickle me with yer tools...

[Gittinit]

Mine would say "thanks" I don't treat it the best but considering the alternative was being hauled for scrap, and shredded to bits and pices, it shurely loves the beatings I give it. 

[unclejpl4x4]

I think if yous guys trucks could email you they would want a devroice   for abuse and  throwing them in the mud

[toyotamobing]

"are you kidding me!!! not again...."

[bigarms23]

mine would say the previous owner was a stuid chick that needed bigger boobs so shoot me now

[Toymin8r]

I think I can..I think I can..I think I can......




.....I new I could..I new I could..I new I could


or


"Pull over and let me drive"

[nhyota603]

mine would say come on give me the good gas

[Bazzi]

.... bring it your p..ssy.....

... where in your mind was that a good idea...

I can´t belive that worked

[79coyotefrg]

OUCH

[kneedownnate]

My 4by would say "take me out to play, let's go out and play, come awn... lemme play!  Ohhhh, we're gonna go out to.... oh great, he's getting back on the computer "

2wd would say "pardon me sir, but would it be too much to ask you to finish the 4by so you don't take me down any more loooooong, bumpy dirt roads?  And would it be too much to ask that you wash me more than once a year?!"  or  "210,000 miles?  Time for my mid-life crisis!"

[*** YELLER ***]

"Dude I like you and the new parts are great and all but can you call MINI and have him come back up"

[Tice]

Mine would say " you had to go and install a winch didn't you? What, you don't think I can make that on my own, f@ck you, let the winch do all the work then". Thats what it said last month when we were in Las Cruces right after my wife bought me a winch!!!

[crawlerdan]

"im not a race car....and quit farting"

[WHITE_TRASH]

My truck would be PISSED at me for painting it pink and beating the living shiat out of it every time I take it out.

[Tool Pimp]

"that didnt hurt       that didnt hurt      that didnt hurt         f  k that hurt"   

[Rocksurfer]

Hey get your foot out of my ass I'm going as fast as I can!!!