If your truck could talk....what would it say?

[bigarms23]

Why did you leave me in ca for 8 months while you moved to az

[jrock]

It would cuss violently!

[emsvitil]

Wash Me

[kneedownnate]

2wd:  uuuummmm, you do know I still need a new clutch, right?

4wd:  hey man, why you don't drive me so much?  I thought we was friends!

[1985CRAWLER]

my 85 would say " hey asshat stop driving me like a sports car and wash me more then once every year!"

" oh and the whole bashing me into rock thing is cool just buy me some more chromo stuff"

the 94 would say "who the hell are you and your gonna do what the hell to me?  "

[ryantowry_81]

Shoot me now and put me out of my mystery.

[66cobra]

mine would say "i may be small but I have a big ......"

[Wainiha]

"My name is Christine, Stephen King built me."

[sparkys83yota]

"Put the plasma cutter away, leave me alone!"

[superyota]

Mine would say, "what happened to me?"  Lol!  My truck was straight as could be with shiny paint and full body when I had it in high school.  Then I went to the marlin roundup and it all came to an end, real quick. But it's been a fun 16 years .

[topar]

Sold the yoda but the dodge would say hurry up on them one ton axles I am tired of not having a front drive shaft.

[Rocksurfer]

Does my butt look bigger since you smashed it with that boulder?

[Dingman.]

Does my butt look bigger since you smashed it with that boulder?

lol.

Mine would say: "oooh y u no rike me no mo"
It has a heavy Japanese accent

[OVRAROK]

mine would say:  i know you like cold beer, but me i like it on the rocks