If your truck could talk....what would it say?

[Duffil]

"Dude I like you and the new parts are great and all but can you call MINI and have him come back up"

if your nose was any further up kyles ass, you'd be looking out of his mouth.

[93tonkatoy]

You want me to do what?? You know I'm not supposed to........ You shouldn't hook that much weight up behind me. I can't pull that!  OOOOWWWW!!!! OK, OK, I'm going! Dang! why do I always have to do all the hard work? Always loading me down with all your junk. While you just sit there and enjoy the ride! When do I get a break? 



By the way, thanks for the new shoes!


OH, I see. Now you gonna go and spend all your time with another truck and leave me sitting at the house now? And one of them  Dodge things? I cant believe.......OH, BECAUSE IT WAS CHEAP, HUH?......


He's home! He's home! Can we go for a drive? huh? can we? PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE?

[Rocksurfer]

Surely you can't be serious, I am not going to go down there I don't care how much you beg me! You don't even have any protection for me.

[Duffil]

Surely you can't be serious, I am not going to go down there I don't care how much you beg me! You don't even have any protection for me.

usually something else says that to me.

[twistedtoy92]

Dont you think its about damn time you SAS me and put me in my cage???!!!! I"M HUNGRY FOR SOME ROCKS!!!!

[Ramrod]

leave me the flop alone

[Hammerhead]

Quick... turn me back over...  I'm gettin fluids built up in my engine...  SNORT!

[freefallencrawler]

Angelooooooo.........build meeeeeeee   

[sloyota]

why do you keep doing this to me....

[ROCKO]

before you got your hands on me i was a nice clean old lady owned 4-runner....
now im this big red and black 4-runner with all these pipes on me you call protection.....
the only portection i need is to get away from you and i would be fine......














build it wheel it break it  repeat

[Lady Di]

before you got your hands on me i was a nice clean old lady owned 4-runner....
now im this big red and black 4-runner with all these pipes on me you call protection.....
the only portection i need is to get away from you and i would be fine......

[lilbuddy]

my truck would most def say this....

THANK GOD YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE HANDS OF A BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[porkchop]

 

[Plekto]

"Wash me"

I'm not listening...  Maybe it gets washed once a year.

[tom85]

quit tearing me apart

[twistedtoy92]

WHEN are you gonna torch this idependent crap off of me and drop in that straight axle or what??!!

[topar]

Remember me I am the one you spent all that time and money building and now I just sit out here and never get used.  Damn fuel prices! 

[LILGREENYOTA]

Wasnt plastic surgery supposed to make me look better!!
I hate rocks and bud light!!

[solar86yota]

Iv'e finally got that bumper on! Took you long enough to put it on me!

[lucky7]

F**@$$k me

[Rocksurfer]

Thank you for making it easier to get around.

[NorCalToy]

dont let brett drive anymore...

[red]

modify me pppppllllllleeeeeaaaaasssssseeeeeeee!!!! take me offroad soon, just dont abuse me as badly as the old blazer and 4runner!!

[unclejpl4x4]

it would say adjust/check the valves something not kosher 


and when you gonna get me some half doors and new paint

[mudguts]

Get me outta California so I can breathe and the fuel does'nt clog my arteries.

[kneedownnate]

If the 4by could talk right now it'd say  "WTF, are you EVER gonna fix me?!"

[Duffil]

shoot me!!

[toyotanner]

"the view from the garage isn't getting any better... how about we hit some trails?"

[markl]

mine would say dont brag or i will break on u

[markl]

mine would say shes going to out do u