Author Topic: A Halloween Tale (Read 10716 times)

Lady Di · « **on:** Oct 25, 2006, 07:01:31 PM »

... I'm going to start, ala Snoopy.. and you all have to expound on it...

It was a dark and stormy night...

Tice · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 07:12:24 PM »

and the power had just gone out..........

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 07:30:47 PM »

The dogs were going crazy...something or someone was outside!

Doosty · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 07:32:28 PM »

i saw a shadow move in the dark

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 07:34:14 PM »

Was it the pizza guy or something more...sinister?

insane04 · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 07:41:00 PM »

was it GLEN

topar · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 08:02:32 PM »

suddenly I heard a scream!

Tice · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 08:18:24 PM »

it came from the backyard..........dare I look??

iNfErNaL · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 25, 2006, 09:40:00 PM »

I decided to sneak up to the window.No words can explain how frightened I was.When I finally got the courage,I decided to take a look.As I peeped my head around that window,I saw

SWAMPER,giving a "how to bake a Halloween cake" class.

..

BigMike · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 12:24:15 AM »

and I asked him, "Dude, what the hell are you doing outside on a dark and stormy night with no electricity and getting the dogs all crazy while teaching a baking class?" And SWAMPER said............

topar · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 01:17:01 AM »

You like my egg beater big boy?

Lady Di · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 04:32:59 AM »

but just as I was about to answer we heard the scream again!!! We turned.... it was coming from

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 10:04:42 AM »

the bedroom upstairs, so we ran down the stairs and realized that we were back where we started so we turned to run back again and there was a....

yotabj · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 10:27:05 AM »

Avon lady

DTB · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 02:34:43 PM »

with way too much makeup on holding a bloody birfield ...

Tice · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 03:47:39 PM »

As I screamed at the site of her, she swung the bloddy birf at me, but with my cat- like reflexes I was abble to duck and ..........

Lady Di · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 04:08:22 PM »

...I sprung at her... grabbed the infernal (no offense pepe) Avon brouchure she was trying to leave on the night stand. I proceeded to pummel her with....

RK · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 04:56:06 PM »

her own overfilled Avon makeup bag. Soon, her mask started to fall off, and i saw she was really...

Addicted Offroad · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 05:08:07 PM »

Really a big tittied stripper with booby tassles. Just then I glanced over and and saw a very shiney.......

Lady Di · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 05:20:32 PM »

roller blading man, her accomplice!!!! He rolled toward me but I thwarted him by...

Tice · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 06:22:32 PM »

throwing a broom handle on the floor in front of him causing him to fall, then I turned and ran out of the room towards the......

alwayzbroken · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 06:56:22 PM »

...Kitchen where I keep my cookie jar full of one dollar bills. I then ran back jumping over the fallen rollerblader and proceded to throw a large ammount of one dollar bills at the big tittied stripper with booby tassles when.......

blackSR5 · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 07:12:38 PM »

...my girlfriend drove up in a jeep full of...

BigMike · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 07:24:33 PM »

pictures of BigMike at the beach. I thought "Holy........

alwayzbroken · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 07:28:04 PM »

..Balls! I gotta get a hold of those pictures

and burn every last one of them before......

BigMike · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 07:43:38 PM »

.....all of the hot chicks in the world start flocking towards BigMike, because that would be really scary if every hot chick fell in love with BigMike, all most as scary as if you were in a dark basement of an old building and all of a sudden the furnace just turned on by itself. So you walk close to check it out and.........

Duffil · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 08:55:49 PM »

realize it's a 3RZ-powered, water and methanol injected cremation furnace...

Tice · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 09:36:42 PM »

That still has the remains from earlier in the day, as I am looking around I hear a voice........

iNfErNaL · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 10:35:04 PM »

"PSSSSST...In here"...Scared as all hell,I aproach the 3RZ powered furnace,as I look inside,I see noneother than the Rock Brawlers.

iNfErNaL · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 26, 2006, 10:50:02 PM »

I jumped back and asked"w-w-what are you guys doing in there?",one of them replied with a horrified whisper"shhhh,keep it down.BigMike did the conversion on this thing and it's not runing properly.He thinks we're all dead".Just as he said that I hear the door open slowly and hear BigMike's scary voice,"who goes there?".I quickly shut the door on the furnace,chopping INFERNAL's hand off as he was trying to get out,and I run and hide.Just then I hear what sounded like a chain dragging,and some foot steps coming into the room.Just as I looked up,I see...

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