A Halloween Tale

[topar]

You see your dad working on the pipes you scream from the plumbers crack  then just when you thought you had seen it all.........

[BigMike]

.......outside you see a red Jeep get painted Green!! From all the horror you run back inside the old building and as you enter the door closes. You try to open it but you realize that the lock is seized. Something above you catches your attention, and as you look up at an old cob-webbed chandelier, you see.......

[Cheesemaker]

in the reflection of one of the crystals you see a newbie using the search feature on Marlin and what comes up on the screen is.....

[iNfErNaL]

A thread called " A Halloween Tale".It all seems to weird to you.Sort of like Deja Vu.So you get a little closer and just as he's ready to add something to that thread,you realize that you've just...

[BigMike]

clicked on the "summon a demon" button. Suddenly your computer monitor falls from your desk, and when you pick it up, you hear behind you a................

[yotabj]

the sound of crunching potatoes chips...I suddenly turned around to see what beast could make that noise but it was only................

[Addicted Offroad]

A bag full of cheetos. Then I noticed it had left an orange trail of crumbs leading towards.........

[4DEES]

The front door, which was wide open    I thought to myself..............

[eazy]

its ajahovaswittness midjet in a sami taking off his pants

[4DEES]

I started asking myself "why does EAZY26 not use any punctuation?? I slammed the door shut and ran upstairs......only too find..........

[alwayzbroken]

The same big tittied stripper making pancakes with a snow shovel. So I......

[*FFC*]

...told her to put a coat on because....

[yotabj]

I didn't want her to get splatted on by the batter.....Just as I got the words out I felt.......

[Rocksurfer]

something grab my ass when I looked over my shoulder I saw

[*FFC*]

the fangs of a crazy dog slicing through my So I...

[yotabj]

grabbed the dog and he drug me to living room where we collided with the aquarium...thru the broke glass and water i found..........

[Tice]

a 1914 penny I'd been searching for since I was a child, but upon looking at the penny I see a reflextion in some broken glass, it's no other than......

[Rocksurfer]

some unknown freak trying to make a name for himself so I grab him by his....

[*FFC*]

Ear, then toss his into the.....

[Rocksurfer]

jack-o-lantern I had just finished creating for Glen and he squashed it into pieces, I screamed at him since Glen never saw it but I do have this fine picture that I took. This clown then jumps up and says hey where's the pumpkin seeds and I hope you roasted them because they taste best that way then he ran away laughing and said.....

[4DEES]

..."You havent seen the last of me!!!!!!!!! So I turn and run inside. But too my surprise......

[Rocksurfer]

I had locked the door, I remembered I had an extra set in my shoe but I had left them at the Salvation Army so I jumped up and

[4DEES]

Ran to the back door,only to find it already open. I did'nt remember leaving it open so I bagan to walk inside...slowly.........

[Rocksurfer]

.....all of a sudden there was this shushing noise in my ear, pretty dang annoying if you ask me (shush, shush, shush)........... (shush, shush, shush)........ so I kicked the guy with the mask and meat cleaver in the nuts standing next me and told him knock it off he was starting to bug me and then he moaned....

[*FFC*]

I'm the bloody finger!!!......

[Rocksurfer]

So I said I don't care what time of the month it is just quit your annoying me and get over it so off I went singing a song about fairies and dandylions when all of a sudden from behind a rock jumped.....

[Lady Di]

Hillary Clinton!  She wanted to talk to be about Bill, she pulled me aside and offered me ....

[DTB]

her husband for the night

[Rocksurfer]

but I said, no thanks on the seconds I'm already full when the next thing you know....

[4DEES]

I hear a noise on the roof, then the lights go out  ............................