Topic: A Halloween Tale

[topar]

go to Scotland and see the loch ness monster I will swim with him and we will...................

[Lady Di [OP]]

eat haggis cause haggis is just SO YUMMY!! Every one wants to eat haggis.
So as I sit, mulling over the last of my haggis I ...

[topar]

Wonder what the heck is haggis and will it make me 

[iNfErNaL]

So I decide to get back to reality,and start walking towards the front door,when suddenly...

[rednk1980]

the phone rang ...

[Duffil]

jolting me back into the horrid reality of being a NAPA employee.  I realized I had been asleep, and selling tie rod ends to my girlfriend, who was laying next to me, and at this point, uncertain if she needed inner or outer tie rod ends.  As I tried to calm her down...

[notajeep]

she jumped out of bed, wearing only......

[Cheesemaker]

wearing a bright orange coveralls, that say, GOT MARLIN!!  And said...

[Duffil]

we are two wild and craazy guys!!  hahahahahaha!!!!  Now you will die!

[germ]

So I threw a wad of bearing grease at her, and jumped out of the other side of the bed. I tried to grab her so we could....

[Lady Di [OP]]

do the macarana but we were interuppted in mid-dance when...

[notajeep]

we realized that haloween was over.

[iNfErNaL]

So I thought to myself,this is DEFINATELY not a trick or treater,and I started to...

[Lady Di [OP]]

check my calender for the next upcoming holiday... Thanksgiving... all of the sudden from out of the darkness I heard "Hey Pilgrim..." and John Wayne stepped out from the shadows holding...

[iNfErNaL]

A pumpkin...So he asked me,what holiday is it,Halloween or Thanksgiving?.Unable to answer his question,I hear someone laughing in the hallway,I decide to go take a look and find a drunken schoolgirl sitting down on the floor holding a camera.I asked her,what are you doing down there?,and she said....

[notajeep]

I just took a picture of my butt....wanna see? So I said......