A Halloween Tale

Started by Lady Di, October 25, 2006, 07:01:31 PM

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Rocksurfer

#60
October 27, 2006, 04:22:50 PM
all of a sudden there is a noise at my chimney and then this fat guy in a red suit hops out and says.......
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

*FFC*

#61
October 27, 2006, 04:26:37 PM
TRICK OR TREAT!!! As I :headscratch: and wonder why Santa is here on Halloween, I see his
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

4DEES

#62
October 27, 2006, 04:28:43 PM
belly hanging out. Then he starts climbing back up and I see his..........
***ROCK BRAWLERS~Southern Cali***
www.rockbrawlers.com 

'85 Toy, 42's and a body lift!

ROCK IT TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF!!

Rocksurfer

#63
October 27, 2006, 04:35:27 PM
pants were stained and asked why, he replyed how do think I get back up the chimney and in a  :fart: Phhhhht! he was gone so I ran out the door to see...........
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

papa mike

#64
October 27, 2006, 04:39:27 PM Last Edit: October 27, 2006, 04:44:40 PM by miner mike
a blue suzuki motorcycle  and a guy with a helmet with a marlin sticker and

Rocksurfer

#65
October 27, 2006, 04:41:25 PM
green shoes running towards me yelling look out....
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

Addicted Offroad

#66
October 27, 2006, 04:58:59 PM
ass is on fire! So, I ran over to the garden hose and.......

Rocksurfer

#67
October 27, 2006, 05:01:45 PM
picked it up and ran over screaming where's the fire, where's the fire he pointed it out to me but I had forgot to turn it on so I......
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

Tice

#68
October 27, 2006, 06:23:10 PM
said go-go gadget arm and reached for the knob to turn on the water, beut soon realized that.....
I don't need a winch, I wheel a TOYOTA!!!!!!!


www.wheelingarizona.com

DTB

#69
October 27, 2006, 06:27:30 PM
I forgot to pay the damn water bill  :smack:
RIP KYOTA
Quotetoyminator2000 – There has to be dumb people in order for there to be smart people
Low down & durrrrrrty Rock Stacking Web Wheeler :driving: Too many Yuppies..:shake:...Not enough Hippies :flamer:  Hobbies: stealing cookies, slangin' tacos, owning tequila bars, wheeling with paco

blackwolf00

#70
October 27, 2006, 06:29:09 PM
it didn't work? :rivers:
They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!
Picard about the Borg.

Cheesemaker

#71
October 28, 2006, 12:56:37 PM
So, I figured it's been a long time since I visited the bathroom!    I....
Miss ya Dean (4THEWKN) & Kyle (KYOTA)!!

4THEWKN~9/17/2006  If it wasn't for you, I'd be driving something other than a Toyota!

My build up ~ project Kilchis! http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=32961.0
Zak's truck build ~ http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=64319.0;topicseen

Duffil

#72
October 28, 2006, 01:21:13 PM
began to regret eating all those mice.  As I stepped into the bathroom, I saw...

*FFC*

#73
October 28, 2006, 05:12:29 PM
that I was growing a gray pin like tail.  I freaked out and ...
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - that's why they call it the present." - RW Emerson -

Duffil

#74
October 28, 2006, 06:16:09 PM
smashed the mirror to pieces, only to see each tiny reflection get up off it's piece of mirror and start towards me.

Rocksurfer

#75
October 28, 2006, 10:16:38 PM
They started spinning faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster until they sounded like a circular saw. I started running as fast as I could but it seems the faster I ran the more I slowed down so I jumped into my........
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

Lady Di

#76
October 29, 2006, 03:48:13 AM
black stiletto heels and fish net stockings (not necessarily in that order), this allowed me to get the extra traction I needed. The sound of circular saw was deafening as is spun closer and closer I took off skipping down the hall singing...
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

Rocksurfer

#77
October 29, 2006, 08:07:16 AM
....Follow The Yellow Brick Road to drown out the noise and the carpet was kinda gold anyways, but soon enough the yellow turned into a flowing stream of blood! So of course I stupidly traced it to the source and found......
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

Tice

#78
October 29, 2006, 08:15:33 AM
13 cases of ketchup all smashed up, so I did the only thing I could do.........
I don't need a winch, I wheel a TOYOTA!!!!!!!


www.wheelingarizona.com

Rocksurfer

#79
October 29, 2006, 08:23:33 AM
cooked some hotdogs on the grill but I couldn't keep up with the demand for my hotdog, so I threw on some burgers and fries. What a mess it made the zombies loved them and it kept them from eating me but I soon ran out of stuff to cook so I......
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

blackwolf00

#80
October 29, 2006, 04:27:49 PM
found a couple cows and made steaks out of them and then I....
They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!
Picard about the Borg.

Rocksurfer

#81
October 30, 2006, 09:20:46 PM
decided that I was being mean and tried to put them back together, so a couple from PETA show up and started helping me but the glue we were using wouldn't hold so I tried my staple gun and that jus made things worse. I decided to just start throwing steaks at the couple since all that blood made them puke and it was pretty funny watching them dance around trying to dodge my steakballs. The two guys started balling like little babies so I told them I'd stop........ I lied just for fun I tossed a cows head at them. Then they.......
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

nosnorb_808

#82
October 30, 2006, 09:43:41 PM
they they puked in it til the eyeballs popped out and rolled down the street in front of...

topar

#83
October 30, 2006, 10:16:45 PM
The Frankincows  :yikes: who were able to walk without heads they came after me for throwing their heads so I .............

blackwolf00

#84
October 31, 2006, 04:47:51 PM
brought a ticket to the south france for a vacation and I...
They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!
Picard about the Borg.

nosnorb_808

#85
October 31, 2006, 04:53:42 PM
Order some french fries & beers from room service. Thats when I found out the french just call them fries, and then...

Lady Di

#86
October 31, 2006, 05:12:42 PM
I find out McDonalds doesn't call them a quarter pounder in France but a royale with cheese because...
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

nosnorb_808

#87
October 31, 2006, 05:15:33 PM
   :haha:

Duffil

#88
October 31, 2006, 06:09:32 PM
of the Metric system.  It was about this time when I realized I had eaten the fish during my flight, and I had grown gills behind my...

notajeep

#89
October 31, 2006, 06:12:10 PM
knee caps. I thought to my self.. "self, this will sure be handy when I ....."
You have a Jeep?  That's cute.... So does Barbi.
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