Pets

[oddball]

thats a great looking dog my friend! check mine out

Ha thats cool mine would never pose with all that

[unclejpl4x4]

I wanna see odd pets    like monkeys,rats,lobsters,turtles,frogs,sharks,big snakes


seeing dogs/cats is 2  boring 

[Toymin8r]

I wanna see odd pets    like monkeys,rats,lobsters,turtles,frogs,sharks,big snakes


seeing dogs/cats is 2  boring 

I got a monkey I'd show ya but he wouldn't pose for a picture so I spanked him!

[oddball]

You mean like these

[46&2]

Haha that second penguin/lion/dog thing is awesome 

I wanna see odd pets    like monkeys,rats,lobsters,turtles,frogs,sharks,big snakes


seeing dogs/cats is 2  boring 

I posted a picture of my black widow a few pages back unc but thats the strangest pet i have

[toyotamobing]

i have a pair of strange pets...my balls!!!!!



























ball pythons you sicko!!!

[unclejpl4x4]

lol sweet

[oddball]

HaHa those are quite a set of "Balls" you got there!

[toyotamobing]

thank you i try to feed them once a week and let them S-T-R-E-C-H whenever possible. i also take my "balls" for walks downtown for all the ladies to pet!

[Jud]

That dogs pimpin! haha

[79coyotefrg]

Prissy had puppies 

[79coyotefrg]

[unclejpl4x4]

[Lady Di]

Glen! I was so going to you. Don't do that to me!

[Lady Di]

i have a pair of strange pets...my balls!!!!!

I love your balls! They are gorgeous! Do you get that a lot when you take them for a walk? LOL

[79coyotefrg]

Glen! I was so going to you. Don't do that to me!

 

she has her on this guy

[MrsBUBBA]

 

[Lady Di]

OMG he is so poor guy

[toyotamobing]

I love your balls! They are gorgeous! Do you get that a lot when you take them for a walk? LOL

i just let them pet and rub my snake.....i actually told some dumb college chick the it was my trouser snake when she asked what kind it was, and she responded "so thats what those look like!"

[abnormaltoy]

I wanna see odd pets    like monkeys,rats,lobsters,turtles,frogs,sharks,big snakes


seeing dogs/cats is 2  boring 

Go freaking buy a monkey, rat, lobster, turtle, frog or snake and take a picture...then post it.

[79coyotefrg]

OMG he is so poor guy

can you tell a woman owns him,  poor doggie

Prissy thinks he's cute

but then  when that  canned  dogfood  commercial "Cesar canine cuisine"  she always sits up and  looks at the TV

http://www.cesar.com/cuisine/product.aspx?cat=0&id=0

[Lady Di]

I would never subject my Tinydog to that humiliation I do have doggie sweaters for them for when we were camping when it was really cold (it got down to 20* one New Years Eve, we were tent camping then) but at least Tiny looks like a football in his.

I'll have to get a picture of that.

[LILGREENYOTA]

my hunting buddy levi




and here is toby my wheeling buddy and to smart for his own good

[79coyotefrg]

I would never subject my Tinydog to that humiliation I do have doggie sweaters for them for when we were camping when it was really cold (it got down to 20* one New Years Eve, we were tent camping then) but at least Tiny looks like a football in his.

I'll have to get a picture of that.

oh no,  THAT is not humiliation


THIS   is humiliation,












OH  if looks could kill

[79coyotefrg]

its bad when the other dogs in the dog park cant  run and play cause they are

[79coyotefrg]

Pet Rules


To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.


Dear Dogs and Cats,


    The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.  The other dishes are mine and contain my food.  Please note, placing a paw print  in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.


    The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.  Beating me to the bottom is not the object.  Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.


    I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed.  I am very sorry about this.  Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.  Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.  It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible.  I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.


    For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.  If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open.  I must exit through the same door I entered.  Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine and feline attendance is not required.
   The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt, or lick your own. I cannot stress this enough!


     To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:


To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:


1.    They live here.  You don't.
2.    If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture
(that's why they call it 'fur'niture).
3.    I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4.    To you, it's an animal.  To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.


Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1.    Eat less   
2.    Don't ask for money all the time     
3.    Are easier to train   
4.    Normally come when called
5.    Never ask to drive the car   
6.    Don't hang out with drug-using friends   
7.    Don't smoke or drink
8.    Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9.    Don't want to wear your clothes
10.  Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11.  If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
 
 
 
 

[KDXSR5]

I will have to show this to my mom, she will get a kick out of it.

[MiniSimp]

Here are my Labs, behind bars....

[JanMarie13]

OK some of you know my aversion to my mother-in-law's cats, but she got a new one over the weekend to replace the one that keeled over shortly after we moved in, and for some reason the little has really taken to me!  Imagine my horror!  haha.  I will not admit to liking this cat    but I will post a pic of it in the pets thread. 

UPDATE:  This cat and I are no longer friends.  She PEED on my bed (and leg!) this morning! 

[BLACKDOG]

Pet Rules


To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.


Dear Dogs and Cats,


    The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.  The other dishes are mine and contain my food.  Please note, placing a paw print  in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.


    The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.  Beating me to the bottom is not the object.  Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.


    I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed.  I am very sorry about this.  Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.  Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.  It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible.  I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.


    For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.  If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open.  I must exit through the same door I entered.  Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine and feline attendance is not required.
   The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt, or lick your own. I cannot stress this enough!


     To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:


To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:


1.    They live here.  You don't.
2.    If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture
(that's why they call it 'fur'niture).
3.    I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4.    To you, it's an animal.  To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.


Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1.    Eat less   
2.    Don't ask for money all the time     
3.    Are easier to train   
4.    Normally come when called
5.    Never ask to drive the car   
6.    Don't hang out with drug-using friends   
7.    Don't smoke or drink
8.    Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9.    Don't want to wear your clothes
10.  Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11.  If they get pregnant, you can sell their children