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Re: You know you drive a Toyota when...
« Reply #570 on: Sep 26, 2010, 04:05:01 AM »
hmmm, let me rephrase that into something that strikes a little closer to me.... LoL

"When a Lincoln town car rear ends you and you have to lock in the front hubs to pull off their hood, leaving a nice furrow down the center of it from your 2" receiver. Then when the cop shows up to take a report and the lady is screaming that it was your fault, the cop tells her to shut up and that she should pay you a $1.99 for a can of spray paint to fix the damage to your bumper."

Thats Friggin awsome Hahaha, at least didnt have to lock my hubs. but she did have some racing stripes, or should i say gouges from my shackles.    Built for speed baby  :cool:
I blame the automatic transmission for the wussification of America
If Its got tits tires or electronics, your gonna have problems
I drive a jeep cuz toyota doesn't make strollers

 
 
 
 
 

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