You know what a W56 is, and you'd sell your kids barbie bike and basket for a R151.
You don't think a "Marlin Crawler" is a special breed of game fish that crawls out of the ocean on quiet nights, to feed on pets and slow children.
You had a real truck before...
No one has ever said to you, "that thing got a hemi in it!"
You cannot park on concrete driveways.
You own and operate a altimeter, but you do not have a pilots license.
You got that jeep thing, but now it burns when you pee....
You search and quickly find at least 150 people selling "rare" 30 year old pickups.
You have a superiority complex when it comes to Jeeps, and Jeep owners.
In conversation you reference your "rig" or your buddies "rig." But no one works for Exxon.
You bought a newer, good running Toyota truck, and cut it up for parts.
You know that SASing is not the same as back talking.
You know where the hidden bolt is
Your Turbo Truck looks like night rider's distant cousin inside.
You constantly drive to the wrong side of the gas pump
You have "people".......at junk yards.
You've got "a guy" for just about anything.
You know that, "rust free" is a darn lie
You've been pulled over for a bad taillight, and handed a list.
You change the oil on your 20r once a month, but don't drain any.
You used to have a good friend...but he lost your timing.
You buy zip-ties in bulk
You have a build thread....but never go there
