I like your drunk and childish rants. They are funny. 
I am sorry and I apologize!
THAT was my alter-ego posting poo-poo again. He thinks he is part Rambo and part Terminator.
He does not drink alcohol, but he does have an occasional episode of "rant".
He can be a badass. He is 6 foot 4 inches and weighs 244 lbs. He drinks 24 ounces of organic carrot juice with a ˝ dozen scrambled eggs (free range cageless) and 4 pieces of raisin cinnamon toast with honey-laced peanut butter for breakfast.
I have seen him empty a Colt Mark IV Model 70 at 25 yards in less than 6 seconds and all 8 rounds were in a 6” circle.
Back in his youthful days I watched him tear the Eugene Oregon telephone book in half with his bare hands.
If you were ever up close and personal during one of his rare rants, I don’t believe you would think he is funny. Although… he is widely known for his incredible sense of humor.
Gnarls.
