Have You Ever...

[SWAMPER]

Told my little brother there was a dead rat in the RR when I had just stunk it up...then locked him there I feel bad now

[79coyotefrg]

and said the cat did it?!? , man THAT was a party

  oh man yall funky


ive actually done the hottie at the light one   

[abnormaltoy]

just jumped in the shower because you realize after the fact you are out of toilet paper............oh wait, ahhhhhhhh I mean ahh. 

If we ever meet...please don't be offended if I don't shake your hand! But, thanks for sharing
Mark

[abnormaltoy]

woke up wonderin where the hell am I?

In the 70's (after Thai sticks came to our shores) this happened to me a lot...while driving!

[Cherokee91red]

Starting scraping your door on the trail and instead of stopping and backing up just said, "Fu#k it", and kept scraping.

[KYOTA]

crapped in a litterbox

or in a mailbox

[brainlessfool]

Awwwww, KYOTA, you have mail   

[79coyotefrg]

Awwwww, KYOTA, you have mail   

you have to forgive brainless,  he's in love with the toilet smilie 

[brainlessfool]

    

[4DEES]

forgoten your dates name and said"whats your name again" just to cover up, and then when they tell you their name you say "I know, I was just playing"


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[mudguts]

messed your bridges during a violent dry heave   

[KYOTA]

yes godamnit! and it sucked. got sick a few months ago on my way home from work had to pull over to puke my pants whilst heaving, had to drive another 20 miles with a warm wet one under my ass. not fun.

[SWAMPER]

Wow thats never happend to me...only small skid marks


Have you ever pissd in a coke bottle when on a road trip 

[brainlessfool]

YES , did the coke bottle thing when drinking one night in a camp ground, woke up the next moring and the inside of my mouth was like  in my fog I thought, "I need a sip of coke, so want if it's not cold!?!"

   folled by 

[mudguts]

yes godamnit! and it sucked. got sick a few months ago on my way home from work had to pull over to puke my pants whilst heaving, had to drive another 20 miles with a warm wet one under my ass. not fun.

I was hungover and puking in my backyard. Next thing I know, I got a turd  pokin thruogh. I never made to the head.

[KYOTA]

YES , did the coke bottle thing when drinking one night in a camp ground, woke up the next moring and the inside of my mouth was like  in my fog I thought, "I need a sip of coke, so want if it's not cold!?!"

   folled by 

at least you didnt shitcher drawers

[KYOTA]

yes godamnit! and it sucked. got sick a few months ago on my way home from work had to pull over to puke my pants whilst heaving, had to drive another 20 miles with a warm wet one under my ass. not fun.

I was hungover and puking in my backyard. Next thing I know, I got a turd  pokin thruogh. I never made to the head.

At least you didnt drink your own piss

[brainlessfool]

 


cut me some slak, I was drunk when I pissed in the can, and did not remember doing it untill 

[iNfErNaL]

Been on the phone with a girl you don't really feel like talking to,then rang your own door bell,and told her you gotta go cause someone is at your door???

[brainlessfool]

That one's worth a point!

[Skinny_Pedal]

Been on the phone with a girl you don't really feel like talking to,then rang your own door bell,and told her you gotta go cause someone is at your door???

wow that is genius

[KYOTA]

thats awesome, nother point!

[mudguts]

been gut checked by the ole lady after pissen in the closet

[brainlessfool]

Been on the phone with a girl you don't really feel like talking to,then rang your own door bell,and told her you gotta go cause someone is at your door???

I have to addmite that I was never smart enuff to think of some thing like that. I would just fake a heart attack.

[SWAMPER]

HAHAHAHA well Ive never drank my own pee....and Ive never crapped on myself...I have used almost the same technique as IJ though

Gut checked?

[brainlessfool]

been gut checked by the ole lady after pissen in the closet

that's just soooo wrong!   the gut check not the pissing thing! 

[KYOTA]

I declare Mudguts the  of "have you ever"

[mudguts]

Gut checked?

A chingaso in the belly

[SWAMPER]

ahahahha I agree with KYOTA then Mud is

[KYOTA]

started a stupid thread about doing stupid stuff and it made it past 2 pages?