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KYOTA

September 18, 2004, 11:08:01 PM
Have you ever done something you thought was funny but werent sure anyone else would? lets go!! I'll start

KYOTA

#1
September 18, 2004, 11:09:00 PM
Have you ever.... used your dog to wipe your hands? :gap:

KYOTA

#2
September 18, 2004, 11:10:04 PM
pretended you were asleep so your wife would stop talking? :lipsrsealed:

freds40

#3
September 18, 2004, 11:17:02 PM
just jumped in the shower because you realize after the fact you are out of toilet paper............oh wait, ahhhhhhhh I mean ahh.  :moon:
"between projects"

KYOTA

#4
September 18, 2004, 11:19:47 PM
ooohhhhhh :_oops2:

mudguts

#5
September 18, 2004, 11:30:24 PM
Quote from: freds40 on September 18, 2004, 11:17:02 PM
just jumped in the shower because you realize after the fact you are out of toilet paper............oh wait, ahhhhhhhh I mean ahh.  :moon:
:_oops:  :psss:  :lipsrsealed:  :smack: :fart: :hahaha:
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mudguts

#6
September 18, 2004, 11:32:24 PM
pulled up at red light and went cuase the hotty you pulled up next to in the the turn lane got a green light  :smack:
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Prismo

#7
September 18, 2004, 11:32:45 PM
Farted with the family in the truck & blamed it on the dog?
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mudguts

#8
September 18, 2004, 11:34:48 PM
blamed the smell of your rotten :pokinit: on your kid
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KYOTA

#9
September 18, 2004, 11:36:01 PM
Quote from: prism on September 18, 2004, 11:32:45 PM
Farted with the family in the truck & blamed it on the dog?

Not just in the truck, but ya

KYOTA

#10
September 18, 2004, 11:38:35 PM
Quote from: mudguts on September 18, 2004, 11:34:48 PM
blamed the smell of your rotten :pokinit: on your kid

I dont know what to say, thats the funniest thing I've read in a long time cant stop laughing

Prismo

#11
September 18, 2004, 11:39:47 PM
Thats funny, because I have used the faking sleep one a few times myself :thumbs:
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Originally posted by fortysixandtwo – sheesh, you should see the transvestites i sell ammo to sometimes

KYOTA

#12
September 18, 2004, 11:42:46 PM
not realized you had dog :pokinit: on your shoe untill your foot slipped off the clutch?

mudguts

#13
September 18, 2004, 11:47:33 PM Last Edit: September 18, 2004, 11:50:48 PM by mudguts
woke up wonderin where the hell am I? Or what the hell is this blobby fleshy thing with boobss next to me?
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Prismo

#14
September 18, 2004, 11:48:30 PM
Told your kids that everyone that drives a Joe's ice cream truck has to be named Joe to get the job. Then when they come back & tell you the guys name was Amhed, you tell them that means Joe in India?
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Originally posted by fortysixandtwo – sheesh, you should see the transvestites i sell ammo to sometimes

KYOTA

#15
September 18, 2004, 11:49:43 PM
said what the hell and nailed the fat one

Prismo

#16
September 18, 2004, 11:51:30 PM
The fat ones are good for camping, you don't need an air mattress
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Originally posted by fortysixandtwo – sheesh, you should see the transvestites i sell ammo to sometimes

mudguts

#17
September 18, 2004, 11:53:05 PM
Quote from: KYOTA on September 18, 2004, 11:49:43 PM
said what the hell and nailed the fat one
oH ya  :date:
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KYOTA

#18
September 18, 2004, 11:54:30 PM
wingman points

KYOTA

#19
September 18, 2004, 11:56:59 PM
called in an order for Chinese food with a Chinese accent?

mudguts

#20
September 18, 2004, 11:59:33 PM
thrown dog :pokinit: over your fence  :_oops:
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Prismo

#21
September 19, 2004, 12:15:49 AM
Torn down your old front porch in preperation to build a new one & called the dog just to see him search for the stairs
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Originally posted by fortysixandtwo – sheesh, you should see the transvestites i sell ammo to sometimes

mudguts

#22
September 19, 2004, 12:21:18 AM
Quote from: prism on September 19, 2004, 12:15:49 AM
Torn down your old front porch in preperation to build a new one & called the dog just to see him search for the stairs
Thats mean  :hahaha: :hahaha: I like it
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KYOTA

#23
September 19, 2004, 12:24:50 AM
made exlax brownies for all you "friends" at work

Prismo

#24
September 19, 2004, 12:26:35 AM
No, but we made another kind of brownies & put them on the serving table for a work Christmas party once. Weird party ???
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Originally posted by fortysixandtwo – sheesh, you should see the transvestites i sell ammo to sometimes

mudguts

#25
September 19, 2004, 12:29:06 AM
Quote from: prism on September 19, 2004, 12:26:35 AM
No, but we made another kind of brownies & put them on the serving table for a work Christmas party once. Weird party ???
:thumbs:
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KYOTA

#26
September 19, 2004, 12:38:02 AM
Quote from: prism on September 19, 2004, 12:26:35 AM
No, but we made another kind of brownies & put them on the serving table for a work Christmas party once. Weird party ???

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"Yes! thats fu*#in awesome man!"

KYOTA

#27
September 19, 2004, 08:32:13 AM
crapped in a litterbox

brainlessfool

#28
September 19, 2004, 09:02:36 AM
 :funny: and said the cat did it?!? , man THAT was a party
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

Skinny_Pedal

#29
September 19, 2004, 10:54:06 AM
Im an OG
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