Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

Started by Rocksurfer, April 16, 2007, 10:28:53 PM

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Rocksurfer

April 16, 2007, 10:28:53 PM
This is just plain funny, figured I'd post this since there's been a rash of wives joining. :gap:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwKbUVyHLY
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

Lady Di

#1
April 17, 2007, 05:05:12 AM
you insinuatin sumptin buddy? :bat:
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

Tallchevy

#2
April 17, 2007, 09:53:40 AM
 :shake: I've been married 14 years, there is no truth to that  :shake:





























Yeah.......right.....I'm not a good liar  :hammerhead:
:angry: My child is an honor student at Anton Levay's School of Satanic Arts :angry:

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abnormaltoy

#3
April 17, 2007, 10:47:03 AM
I need to send this to the fruit of my loin...I can predict to the day when she's due!
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
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BLACKDOG

#4
April 17, 2007, 10:47:54 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on April 17, 2007, 10:47:03 AM
I need to send this to the fruit of my loin...I can predict to the day when she's due!

Thats gross :headshake: 








:rofl:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

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abnormaltoy

#5
April 17, 2007, 10:59:11 AM
Quote from: BLACKDOG on April 17, 2007, 10:47:54 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on April 17, 2007, 10:47:03 AM
I need to send this to the fruit of my loin...I can predict to the day when she's due!

Thats gross :headshake: 










:rofl:


What? That I can tell by her moods or that I have spread my seed.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

BLACKDOG

#6
April 17, 2007, 11:06:08 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on April 17, 2007, 10:59:11 AM
Quote from: BLACKDOG on April 17, 2007, 10:47:54 AM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on April 17, 2007, 10:47:03 AM
I need to send this to the fruit of my loin...I can predict to the day when she's due!

Thats gross :headshake: 












:rofl:


What? That I can tell by her moods or that I have spread my seed.


BOTH!  :hahaha:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

Lady Di

#7
April 17, 2007, 11:47:05 AM
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

BigMike

#8
April 17, 2007, 11:51:28 AM
hahaha that was pretty funny
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Not A Toy

#9
April 17, 2007, 01:02:05 PM
haha boys rule and girls drool. i guess id be mad to if i were to bleed for a week without dying.. only something purely evil could manage that...      ok im on thin ice time to hush. (looks over shoulder, no girlfriend whew)
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Rocksurfer

#10
April 17, 2007, 03:31:14 PM
Quote from: not a toy on April 17, 2007, 01:02:05 PM
haha boys rule and girls drool. i guess id be mad to if i were to bleed for a week without dying.. only something purely evil could manage that...      ok im on thin ice time to hush. (looks over shoulder, no girlfriend whew)

I'm gonna reconstruct that phrase and use it.  :rofl2:
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

abnormaltoy

#11
April 17, 2007, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: Rocksurfer on April 17, 2007, 03:31:14 PM
I'm gonna reconstruct that phrase and use it.  :rofl2:

I may steal that one too!
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

RK

#12
April 17, 2007, 05:29:29 PM
:rofl2:
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#13
April 17, 2007, 05:35:30 PM
bleeds for a week and dose not die ............ shoot it
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#14
April 17, 2007, 05:40:06 PM
oh ... youse guys are in such trouble :spankbutt:
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

DanS

#15
April 17, 2007, 05:41:51 PM
After 23years of marriage  :screwy: I thought I heard it all and that comes along, I'm remembering that one to quote to my wife when appropriate!
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#16
April 17, 2007, 06:43:04 PM
I remember an old slang term for...nevermind, can't say it clean. Anyway the name was "the wound that will not heal".
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Not A Toy

#17
April 17, 2007, 10:14:54 PM
haha dang i didnt know i would get such a response haha. maybe try this one.. tell her that her feet are short so she can stand close enough to the sink to do the dishes, or that there arm bends a little backwards so they can clean the inside of a toilet bowl.    :ladys-man:
_[O!!!!!O]_

People often ask how they stack crap so tall....

Not A Toy

#18
April 17, 2007, 10:15:21 PM
oh yeah i thought pms was pregnant mother syndrome
_[O!!!!!O]_

People often ask how they stack crap so tall....

germ

#19
April 18, 2007, 05:38:33 PM Last Edit: April 21, 2007, 07:11:59 AM by germ
What makes women the most incredible creature on earth???
























1. She can give milk without eating grass
2. She can hide and 8" bone without getting her nose dirty
3. She can bleed for a week without dying.

Erik :beerchug:

Oops. fixed it
* Regardless of what happens, someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
* 2% rule: Must be 2% smarter than what your working on.
* If you make something even a fool can use, only a fool will use it.
* I've been crapping in the woods longer than lil'buddy has been alive!

Rocksurfer

#20
April 20, 2007, 10:17:20 PM
 :rofl2:

I got it even though you can't speel.
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

Cheesemaker

#21
April 21, 2007, 02:33:05 PM
I'm not going to quote anything, but I know, one week out of the month, don't expect my wife to do anything, except maybe to piss and moan!  I won't even look at her or even think about giving her a kiss!
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germ

#22
April 24, 2007, 05:34:29 PM
When my daughters finally get to that age, I plan on just moving out for at least 1 week per month.

Erik :usa:
* Regardless of what happens, someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
* 2% rule: Must be 2% smarter than what your working on.
* If you make something even a fool can use, only a fool will use it.
* I've been crapping in the woods longer than lil'buddy has been alive!

Rocksurfer

#23
April 24, 2007, 09:58:09 PM
You said daughters that means at least 2 and with the wife that's 3 so you will only be home 1 week a month..... no that will be PMS week so you might want to move out now while you still have a head.
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

Cheesemaker

#24
April 25, 2007, 11:59:10 AM
This is why MEN have shops!   :beerchug:
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#25
April 25, 2007, 12:35:09 PM
Hug your kids, pray for a soldier, and don't sweat the small stuff.

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germ

#26
April 26, 2007, 09:41:05 AM
I'm hoping that my wife will be done with menopause by then, and that the girls (yes 2) will cycle together. If I'm lucky it will only be one week. What I didn't include was the female dog, bird and (most likley female) fish.  Yea, I'm surrounded by estrogen.

Erik :beerchug:
* Regardless of what happens, someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
* 2% rule: Must be 2% smarter than what your working on.
* If you make something even a fool can use, only a fool will use it.
* I've been crapping in the woods longer than lil'buddy has been alive!

Not A Toy

#27
April 27, 2007, 08:20:22 PM
Quote from: germ on April 26, 2007, 09:41:05 AM
I'm hoping that my wife will be done with menopause by then, and that the girls (yes 2) will cycle together. If I'm lucky it will only be one week. What I didn't include was the female dog, bird and (most likley female) fish.  Yea, I'm surrounded by estrogen.

Erik :beerchug:



dont you mean monstropause? and that much estrogen may cause man titties.... be careful lol... j/k
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