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MiniSimp · « **on:** Dec 27, 2005, 10:47:56 AM »

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

79coyotefrg · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 27, 2005, 11:11:13 AM »

seanc · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 27, 2005, 11:36:18 AM »

OMG fuunay!

79coyotefrg · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 27, 2005, 12:05:26 PM »

two lanes or four, mini you kill me

hey did you but babalicious on the GBG

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 27, 2005, 01:48:07 PM »

Ain't that the truth

toy84 · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 27, 2005, 05:37:00 PM »

Thats the truth.

wa4x4 · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 27, 2005, 05:40:11 PM »

Thats some good stuff right there.

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