Build me a bridge....

Started by MiniSimp, December 27, 2005, 10:47:56 AM

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MiniSimp

December 27, 2005, 10:47:56 AM
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

79coyotefrg

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December 27, 2005, 11:11:13 AM
:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
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seanc

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December 27, 2005, 11:36:18 AM
OMG fuunay!  :thumbs: 
You win some, you lose some.

79coyotefrg

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December 27, 2005, 12:05:26 PM
two lanes or four,  mini  you kill me :rofl:


hey   did you but babalicious on the GBG ???
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BLACKDOG

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December 27, 2005, 01:48:07 PM
Ain't that the truth :yupyup: 


:rofl2:
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toy84

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December 27, 2005, 05:37:00 PM
Thats the truth. :thumbs:

wa4x4

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December 27, 2005, 05:40:11 PM
 :rofl2:  :rofl2:  :rofl2: Thats some good stuff right there.
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