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Re: Silly Jokes
« Reply #2640 on: Aug 11, 2011, 04:32:37 AM »
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
 
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
 If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
 

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
 If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
 

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
 If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
 

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
 A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
 

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
 Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
 

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
 A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
 

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
 A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
 

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
 A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
 
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

 
 
 
 
 

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