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> Will I Live to see 80? > > I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am well past Seventy). > A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' > She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' > 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' > Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' > 'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'> 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' > 'No, I don't,' I said. > She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' > 'No,' I said... > She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a ? >
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