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Toyota jokes...
« on: May 21, 2012, 09:33:18 AM »
So, yesterday I had this kid knock on my door.  He was trying to sell magazines,  to go on a Mexican "PARTY" trip. He started out by asking me if I knew what "TOYOTA" stood for?  So, I was curious, I just let him talk. 

T   Take
O   Off
Y    Your
O   Oversized
T   Tires
A   A**hole


I thought that it was amusing for a second, before I told him to get lost. 

So, what other jokes have you heard for Toyota?
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Re: Toyota jokes...
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2012, 09:38:38 AM »
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Re: Toyota jokes...
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2012, 07:34:17 PM »
He's going to make bank for his trip starting off the conversation with something like that. Lol...

And Dingman...that would be TOAYOTA  :greengrin:

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Re: Toyota jokes...
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2012, 08:49:48 PM »
And Dingman...that would be TOAYOTA  :greengrin:


Close enough. :gap:

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Re: Toyota jokes...
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2012, 08:52:33 PM »
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Re: Toyota jokes...
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2012, 10:30:19 PM »
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Re: Toyota jokes...
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2012, 06:16:23 AM »
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Youth
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Re: Toyota jokes...
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2012, 09:05:24 AM »
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