Get Better Glen Thread! (some skin shown)

[abnormaltoy]

Uh...no.

EDIT: one for Glen

[kneedownnate]

Can't start this page without a pic!  I can't remember if I've posted this one before though...

[abnormaltoy]

Something to get Glen on the move...

[Lady Di]

Wow, looks like that first chick has some hygiene problems...looks like the filling from a baby's diaper in her crack.

  crack spackle 

http://www.geckotales.com/crack-spackle-man-show-video.htm

[79coyotefrg]

Something to get Glen on the move...

i need that button to  POP

[abnormaltoy]

If that one frustrates you...this one will kill you! 

[unclejpl4x4]

     come on pop come on pop almost there just a little more

[Lady Di]

If that one frustrates you...this one will kill you! 

so how long did you watch it hoping against hope? 

[abnormaltoy]

so how long did you watch it hoping against hope? 

Hours...it's just that my glass is always half full, I'm a hopeless (or hopeful) optimist...so, I waited. It's almost hypnotic.

I just freakin wanna reach in there, make that last little snip and set them puppies free!

[79coyotefrg]

FREE AT LAST GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY  WE"RE FREE AT LAST

[46&2]

Well if you are giving out the password Crunchy....send it my way....

Here you go Glen, I got some food poisoning today so I am stopping by for the meds:

[KDXSR5]

 

[kiyul4130]

If that one frustrates you...this one will kill you! 

watched about 7 or 8 times. there right, it wont happen.....

[kiyul4130]

a girl i use to see...

[Duffil]

edit: I meant the one above that, but Kiyul beat me to posting.

[porkchop]

a girl i use to see...

I would like to see more!

[lilrichey85]

x2

[MiniSimp]

 

[79coyotefrg]

  i am so sick and  freekin tired  of being in pain  everytime i try to stand,  ive been dealing with this pretty good  but dammit  im tired  and i just want this crap to stop.
i'm sick of having to eat  pain killers  like M&M's  and walk  with crutches  or  these freekin canes, while the pregnant dog that caused my wreck  just goes on with here  life  while she's made mine a miserable existance

i'm sick of having to go to the doctor or chiropractor EVERYFREEKINDAY 

[mudmaster]

  I don't blame you  one bit. Hope this helps

[79coyotefrg]

somehow  i just feel i need this here

Happy Easter!

Edith Burns was a wonderful Christian who lived in San Antonio, Texas.
She was the patient of a doctor by the name of Will Phillips. Dr.
Phillips was a gentle doctor who saw patients as people. His favorite
Patient was Edith Burns.

One morning he went to his office with a heavy heart and it was because
Of Edith Burns. When he walked into that waiting room, there sat Edith
With her big black Bible in her lap earnestly talking to a young mother
Sitting beside her.

Edith Burns had a habit of introducing herself in this way: "Hello, my
Name is Edith Burns. Do you believe in Easter?" Then she would explain
The meaning of Easter, and many times people would be saved.

Dr. Phillips walked into that office and there he saw the head nurse,
Beverly. Beverly had first met Edith when she was taking her blood
Pressure.
Edith began by saying,"My name is Edith Burns. Do you believe in
Easter?"

Beverly said, "Why yes I do."

Edith said, "Well, what do you believe about Easter?"

Beverly said, "Well, it's all about egg hunts, going to church, and
Dressing up." Edith kept pressing her about the real meaning of Easter,
And finally led her to a saving knowledge of Jesus Christ.

Dr. Phillips said, "Beverly, don't call Edith into the office quite yet.
I believe there is another delivery taking place in the waiting room.

After being called back in the doctor's office, Edith sat down and when
She took a look at the doctor she said, "Dr. Will, why are you so sad?
Are you reading your Bible? Are you praying?"

Dr. Phillips said gently, "Edith, I'm the doctor and you're the
Patient."
With a heavy heart he said, "Your lab report came back and it says you
Have cancer, and Edith, you're not going to live very long."

Edith said, "Why Will Phillips, shame on you. Why are you so sad? Do you
Think God makes mistakes? You have just told me I'm going to see my
Precious Lord Jesus, my husband, and my friends. You have just told me
That I am going to celebrate Easter forever, and here you are having
Difficulty giving me my ticket!"

Dr. Phillips thought to himself, "What a magnificent woman this Edith
Burns is!"

Edith continued coming to Dr. Phillips. Christmas came and the office
Was closed through January 3rd. On the day the office opened, Edith did
Not show up. Later that afternoon, Edith called Dr. Phillips and said
She would have to be moving her story to the hospital and said, "Will,
I'm very near home, so would you make sure that they put women in here
Next to me in my room who need to know about Easter."

Well, they did just that and women began to come in and share that room
With Edith. Many women were saved. Everybody on that floor from staff
To patients were so excited about Edith, that they started calling her
Edith Easter; that is everyone except Phyllis Cross, the head nurse.

Phyllis made it plain that she wanted nothing to do with Edith because
She was a "religious nut". She had been a nurse in an army hospital. She
Had seen it all and heard it all. She was the original G.I. Jane. She
Had been married three times, she was har d, cold, and did everything by
The book.

One morning the two nurses who were to attend to Edith were sick.

Edith had the flu and Phyllis Cross had to go in and give her a shot.
When she walked in, Edith had a big smile on her face and said,
"Phyllis, God loves you and I love you, and I have been praying for
You."

Phyllis Cross said, "Well, you can quit praying for me, it won't work.
I'm not interested."

Edith said, "Well, I will pray and I have asked God not to let me go
Home until you come into the family."

Phyllis Cross said, "Then you will never die because that will never
Happen," and curtly walked out of the room.

Every day Phyllis Cross would walk into the room and Edith would say,
"God loves you Phyllis and I love you, and I'm praying for you."

One day Phyllis Cross said she was literally drawn to Edith's room like
A magnet would draw iron. She sat down on the bed and Edith said, "I'm
So glad you have come, because God told me that today is your special
Day"

Phyllis Cross said, "Edith, you have asked everybody here the question,
"Do you believe in Easter but you have never asked me."

Edith said, "Phyllis, I wanted to many times, but God told me to wait
until you asked, and now that you have asked." Edith Burns took her
Bible and shared with Phyllis Cross the Easter Story of the death,
burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ. Edith said, "Phyllis, do you
believe in Easter? Do you believe that Jesus Christ is alive and that He
wants to live in your heart?"

Phyllis Cross said, "Oh I want to believe that with all of my heart, and
I do want Jesus in my life "Right there, Phyllis Cross prayed and
invited Jesus Christ into her heart. For the first time Phy llis Cross
did not walk out of a hospital room, she was carried out on the wings of
angels.

Two days later, Phyllis Cross came in and Edith said, "Do you know what
day it is?" Phyllis Cross said, "Why Edith, it's Good Friday."

Edith said, "Oh, no, for you every day is Easter. Happy Easter
Phyllis!"

Two days later, on Easter Sunday, Phyllis Cross came into work, did some
of her duties and then went down to the flower shop and got some Easter
lilies because she wanted to go up to see Edith and give her some Easter
lilies and wish her a Happy Easter.

When she walked into Edith's room, Edith was in bed. That big black
Bible was on her lap. Her hands were in that Bible. There was a sweet
smile on her face. When Phyllis Cross went to pick up Edith's hand, she
realized Edith was dead. Her left hand was on John 14: "In my Father's
house are many mansions. I go to prepare a place for you, I will come
again and receive you to Myself, that where I am, there you may be
also." Her right hand was on Revelation 21:4, "And God will wipe away
every tear from th eir eyes, there shall be no more death nor sorrow,
nor crying; and there shall be no more pain, for the former things have
passed away."

Phyllis Cross took one look at that dead body, and then lifted her face
toward heaven, and with tears streaming down here cheeks, said, "Happy
Easter, Edith - Happy Easter!"

Phyllis Cross left Edith's body, walked out of the room, and over to a
table where two student nurses were sitting. She said, "My name is
Phyllis Cross.
Do you believe in Easter?"


If you believe in Easter, forward this on. God works in wonderful ways,
and to believe in his power is to truly be free. If Jesus had e-mail,
he'd do the same for you.

(Actually, maybe He just did)

"Father, bless this person in whatever it is that You know he or she may
be needing this day"

[kneedownnate]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, how bout some girls again then...

[unclejpl4x4]

  OMG i alllways wanted a set of thos

[79coyotefrg]

[notajeep]

  OMG i alllways wanted a set of thos

Bottle caps?

[ontherocks]

Bottle caps?

looks like pong balls

[notajeep]

who cares?!  I still want some!

[unclejpl4x4]

look at the shape........ not bottle caps or balls

[fordh8r]

look at the shape........ not bottle caps or balls

Hey hun?....Did you eat the last two Hersheys kisses?     

[crawlerdan]

  :boobies: