Quote War!!!

[BLACKDOG]

" I love little Mikey"
             -The Longest Yard

[Duffil]

how do you think my team would do against the pros?

[gonzo]

"that's not my dog"

[Duffil]

"OK...its 105 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it!"   

[bigdaddypoppop]

"It only hurts till it stops"

Me said to daughter after she got hit by a pitch, after said quote she looked at Me like I was nuts and ran to first base. 

"Smile it makes people wonder what your up to"

[gonzo]

I'm so tired of looking for something and its always in the last place I look, the next time I am looking for some thing I'm going to look one more place so its not in the last place I look.

[gonzo]

"hit cha no I won't hit cha.......the hell I won't"

[bluetoy84]

Hold my beer    and watch this sh*t !
                                                            -some drunk guy

[BUBBA]

"It's only kinky the first time,after that it's just foreplay"

[KWP]

 My luck is so bad if it was raining pu$$ies I could walk outside and get hit with a thingy.



                                                                                                   Yodamankp

[decyfer]

"we must not fear evil men, it is the indifference of good men."

boondock saints

[RK]

My luck is so bad if it was raining pu$$ies I could walk outside and get hit with a thingy.



Yodamankp

[RK]

"Custard was a pu**y....sir"

[FATB0Y]

 

My luck is so bad if it was raining pu$$ies I could walk outside and get hit with a thingy.

Loraina Bobbit was here
                                               

[BUBBA]

 

[mr4x42u]

when I get home,,I'm gonna SMACK yo mama right in da mouth    smokey and the bandit

kinky as a pubic hair

a personal favorite of mine,,,   save the planet---kill yourself

[RK]

Theres only one man that dare give me the raspberry....

[RK]

its the maid!   she went from suck!  to blow!

[FATB0Y]

its the maid!   she went from suck!  to blow!

[Matty]

if you have to ask....then you're not ready to know...

[gonzo]

"nah the waters not that deep"

[rEdnECkwHeE1eR]

"If guns are outlawed, then only owtlaws will have guns." bumper sticker

"guns dont kill people, husbands that come home early do." Larry the cable guy

"guns don't kill people bullets do" me

[BUBBA]

Outta 10 million sperm,I can't believe your the one that made it.

[*FFC*]

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey 

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign          NO KIDDING!!! 

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. Who'da thunk

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.  That's a no brainer

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas  Sometimes it pays to

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark Someone needs some math lessons 

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President DUH!!!!! 

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle WTF?? 

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca Another WTF'er 

"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.    Huh?

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor      Dumbass

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President Gee I'da never guessed

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP  Damn he's smart   

  "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery Please tell me this person is blond 

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina And these are the people that run our system!!!

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman OMG the brains of our educated society 

[gonzo]

"if they told her to haul a$$ she would have to make two trips"

[crawlerdan]

Outta 10 million sperm,I can't believe your the one that made it.

i killed the rest

[*FFC*]

i killed the rest

[decyfer]

mmm..... i burnt my toungue

[crawlerdan]

  LOOK AT HIS LITTLE WINKY! HES WINKING THE WRONG WINKER!-me a few mins. ago

[*FFC*]