You know you drive a Toyota when...

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When You have a pile of birfields some were.

Words such as birf, twin stick, duals, bobby longs, 63's, ruf, ect... are common words at the dinner table and so much that your non toyota family and friends know them also.

Your frame rusted in half so you welded plates on it with 456k its still going strong.

You make jeep owners jelous.

Youd rather take a trip in your rusted dented up wheeler on a far trip just to get stares then the wifes car that has ac/stereo/power windows and door locks ect...

If you leave your truck at home your worrying about it the whole time your gone till you get back then you sit in the garage with it for a few hours and don't really acomplish anything.

Your motor makes more noises then any other vechical and you just turn up the music, new riders often ask is that normal, or are you sure we are gonna get there ok?

Thats all I got for now.

[BAMF]

When you use terms of endearment like "baby", "love", "darling" and "my girl" your wife knows that you're not talking about her.

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When you use terms of endearment like "baby", "love", "darling" and "my girl" your wife knows that you're not talking about her.

Any nights in the garage over that?

[BAMF]

Any nights in the garage over that?

Yeah, but I just slept in the back of my girl 

[miks85yota]

when you throw 2 rods completely through the oil pan, then still drive off the trail, and onto ur trailer, while ur samurai buddies stare in amazement

[BoG-ToY]

I actually pulled my springs apart and oiled the heck out of them, I HATED having my seatbelt hanging out of the car... ESPECIALLY when I was sitting in the car... went to buckle the belt and it was hanging outside

[85_4RNR]

85 mph is a big feat

[WHITE_TRASH]

You replace everything but the stylish body to build a serious wheeler...  

[*ROKTOY*]

When you can get out of your truck at your driveway with it in gear, walk up, open the garage door and still have to walk back to you truck before it gets to the door. And your driveway is only 35ft.

[85_4RNR]

when a have a use for a 54mm socket.

[85_4RNR]

check craigslist everyday for "new" toyotas

[85_4RNR]

The first website you go to is board.marlincrawler

[GNasty 82]

... when you use a Marlin Crawler sticker to cover that huge rust spot in the door.

[98yota]

when 150,000 miles is just breaking it in.
the only reason you have a winch is to pull out jeeps and laugh at them while you do it

[yota_krawler]

when you think old skool is kool

[98yota]

you dont have to worry about "will it make it". its a toyota

[Pat]

you get passed by everything pulling the grades including a VW bus

[yota_krawler]

lol, thats funny. I drove to redding in my 85 carb 5.29s and 37 toyos. pullin grades in 4th getting passed by semi's

[swapped89]

You pull up to the coffee shop on the way to work, and they ask "did you get a new truck" And reply, "no i just painted it and put bigger tires on it"

[yota_krawler]

when you are standing outside drinkin a beer and workin on the truck and you hear a loud tire commin down the road, and you stop what your doing and look. if its a yota you stare, if its anything else you shake your head and look away

when you pregnant dog at all jeeps

when the only rubber you can burn is when your spooled or welded in the rear takin turns at the gas station

when the most common locker is a welded diff

[-Jake-]

bucket seats and a tachometer are considered luxury options
you don't need any "stinkin" cup holders

[-Jake-]

When your wife knows more about your truck than any Jeep guy's wife will ever know about anything LOL

[SLIVER]

When you don't have a 401K, IRA, money market account, but you do have a 4runner fund.

When your rock sliders have more coats of paint on them than anything that ever had coats of paint!!

When you have committed that if you lost your job you would sell everything you own before you got rid of your Toyota!!


))--SLIVER-->

[KDXSR5]

When your wife knows more about your truck than any Jeep guy's wife will ever know about anything LOL

When your wife/gf steals the keys for your wheeling rig everyday so she can drive it... she is driving it today haha

[KDXSR5]

when SHTF and the world ends, you know you are good to go with some gas and metric wrenches and no other worries

[madmanweaver444]

when someone rear ends you in a heep liberty and fubars their front bumper and has a [insert bumper color here] stripe across their grill. You look at your bumper and cant tell if the small little mark is new or not so you tell them stuffllbuffout and drive away.

True story

[madmanweaver444]

Instead of fixing it you date and label your body damage so you remember when and where it came from

[-Jake-]

when SHTF and the world ends, you know you are good to go with some gas and metric wrenches and no other worries

I've always said if SHTF that I want my Toyota and my AK-47 and some canned food

[Jakesteads]

when you get excited over seeing a 20 year old truck with no bed rust

[Jakesteads]

when seeing a rusty first gen hauling a load of brush down the highway