A man walks into a veterinarian's office. He tells the vet that his dog hasn't been acting the same. The vet takes the dog into a room and puts him on the table. He checks out the dog and tells the man "Your dog is terminally ill". The man was shocked and he asked for a second opinon. The vet brings in a cat and puts it on the table. The cat circles the dog and let's out a meow. The man was still not satisfied, so the vet brings in a lab. He puts the lab on the table and the dog sniffed the sick dog. The vet said "Well I don't know what else to tell you, but your dog is sick". The man finally accepted the fact and asked the doctor "Well how much do I owe you?". The vet says "Your visit will be $650". The man asked "how did you come up with that price?" The vet replied "fifty dollars goes to me and six hundred is for the cat scan and the lab work!"
