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46&2

June 28, 2008, 05:38:13 PM
QuoteIn all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It's such pure and unadulterated jerk that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen.


http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/



Just amazing. This is prime example of why women should guard their phone number with their life...
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Lady Di

#1
June 28, 2008, 05:46:58 PM
there is no way this can be for real. If it is. :rofl2:
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Lady Di

#2
June 28, 2008, 05:48:13 PM
My first question... why would an intelligent woman give her card to a guy she met for 2 minutes. That doesn't make any sense.
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abnormaltoy

#3
June 28, 2008, 06:02:35 PM
Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on June 28, 2008, 05:48:13 PM
My first question... why would an intelligent woman give her card to a guy she met for 2 minutes. That doesn't make any sense.

It's Frisco...how many sane people do you know of that are from there? Danny Tanner doesn't count.


I swear I saw this somewhere else and they had pictures of this dork...I wonder how hard it is to be the subject of a viral spot on break.com with your dorkiness as the main point.

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Tallchevy

#4
June 28, 2008, 06:22:47 PM
It's got to be a fake. The San Fransico area code is 415. 416 is Ontario Canada. It is funny how this guy is full of himself.
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#5
June 28, 2008, 06:36:36 PM
I heard this a few days ago on leenks.com

funny...  he is a jerk...

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#6
June 29, 2008, 04:22:04 PM
:dunno:  what, he just knows what he wants!  :gap:



Not that he'll ever find it, or even if he does, will be successful with that attitude :rofl:


That there is God's gift to wimmenz, they just don't know it yet!!   :screwy:
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abnormaltoy

#7
June 29, 2008, 04:35:01 PM
Quote from: BLACKDOG on June 29, 2008, 04:22:04 PM
:dunno:  what, he just knows what he wants!  :gap:



Not that he'll ever find it, or even if he does, will be successful with that attitude :rofl:


That there is God's gift to wimmenz, they just don't know it yet!!   :screwy:

I think he needs to clone himself, grow some bewbers and take herself out.

There's some show about this queer psycho house flipper out in Cali...maybe those two should try and get together.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

Duffil

#8
June 29, 2008, 05:28:48 PM
"i'm quite a catch"

:rofl:

"maybe you were abused in childhood"

wow...

BLACKDOG

#9
June 29, 2008, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: Duffil on June 29, 2008, 05:28:48 PM
"i'm quite a catch"

:rofl:

"maybe you were abused in childhood"

wow...

I'm surprised the wimmenz weren't just lining up after those gems!!  Some great convincing lines right there.   :shake:


If I were her, I'd have a guy friend call him back, and go [man's voice] Hi, this is *Ahem* [/mans voice] [man pretending to be a woman voice] I'm sorry, this is Olga.  How are you doing?  Sorry, I took so long getting back to you, I had to deal with some, uh, surgeries this past week.  I'm very interested in you, would you like to come by my house, big boy?  [/man pretending to be a woman voice]
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

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              -Ronald Reagan

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46&2

#10
June 29, 2008, 09:09:45 PM
Haha that would be sweet
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