Wanna buy a wife?

Started by Stocker, March 22, 2008, 08:20:10 PM

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Stocker

March 22, 2008, 08:20:10 PM
My goal in life is to be as a good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

If you don't learn something every day, you're not paying attention.

Gittinit

#1
March 22, 2008, 08:31:55 PM
They look high maintence to me.
Hug your kids, pray for a soldier, and don't sweat the small stuff.

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Huhwhye

#2
March 22, 2008, 09:52:21 PM
Not looking to buy, only interested in a lease.
'04 Taco DC 4x4

kneedownnate

#3
March 22, 2008, 10:49:41 PM
Some of the descriptions are too funny!  "will pass any inspection.  top down fun in the summer"  "I am prepared to let her go for below market value"
RIP KYOTA

You can go through life being scared of the possible, or you can have a little fun and tease the inevitable.

Give a man venison, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hunt Blacktail, he'll be frustrated for life!

NT-OUTBACK

#4
March 23, 2008, 04:24:10 AM
I was looking for salvage title, high miles, get squirrelly in the rear end when you stab the loud pedal, new headlights, good on gas and leaks ATF once a month, cause unknown might need a new seal or something.

Stocker

#5
March 23, 2008, 07:27:46 AM
^^   :yupyup:
My goal in life is to be as a good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

If you don't learn something every day, you're not paying attention.

kneedownnate

#6
March 23, 2008, 10:29:18 AM
If the one owner only has $40,000 in reciepts, they must not have been married very long...
RIP KYOTA

You can go through life being scared of the possible, or you can have a little fun and tease the inevitable.

Give a man venison, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hunt Blacktail, he'll be frustrated for life!

Toymin8r

#7
March 23, 2008, 12:34:30 PM
Can we take them for a test drive?   :greengrin:
YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE
AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU HAVE AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.


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Rocksurfer

#8
March 23, 2008, 10:37:24 PM
One of them does come with a dog, an added bonus for sure.
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

topar

#9
March 23, 2008, 10:51:16 PM
I am allways in trouble with the one I have Sure as heck don't want two  :blah:  :blah:  :blah:  :blah:  :blah:  :blah: All the time!

Rocksurfer

#10
March 23, 2008, 10:57:45 PM
You could see if they take trade ins.  :disturbed:
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No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

topar

#11
March 23, 2008, 10:59:14 PM
I keep telling my wife one day I am going to trade you in on a newer model!  Maybe I will contact these guys!  :yesnod:

unclejpl4x4

#12
March 24, 2008, 06:32:09 AM
"I am prepared to let her go for below market value"   must be something wrong with that one
build thread http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=39214.0
CB install http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=45467.0
roundeyes http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=33294.0;highlight=round+eyes
LC exhaust head 2 tip, EB RVstreethead O/S valves,EB  268c/torker cam , .20 over , metal t-chain wear pads
MARLIN clutch 1200, master clutch cly

Toymin8r

#13
March 24, 2008, 07:28:36 AM
Quote from: unclejpl4x4 on March 24, 2008, 06:32:09 AM
"I am prepared to let her go for below market value"   must be something wrong with that one

Maybe roadrash on the rims or a cracked bumper  :rofl2:
YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE
AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU HAVE AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.


QuoteBeccaLoo24 – i can toss grown men.... so dont doubt me

Rocksurfer

#14
March 24, 2008, 09:51:29 AM Last Edit: March 24, 2008, 09:57:57 AM by Rocksurfer
I think he was jumping it too much and broke the frame, probably ovalled out all the mounting holes and busted through the floorboard.
The Ghost-Rider/Ghost Runner

No matter how far you fall, the ground will always catch you

Hammerhead

#15
March 24, 2008, 10:01:28 AM
:funny:
'82 pickup, +3, locked, doubled
'82 pickup, IFS long travel, V8
'85 4runner, V8 rock crawler
'88 X-cab, V6

unclejpl4x4

#16
March 24, 2008, 10:55:19 AM
Most likely the wireing is shorted out 2 + dim bulbs
build thread http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=39214.0
CB install http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=45467.0
roundeyes http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=33294.0;highlight=round+eyes
LC exhaust head 2 tip, EB RVstreethead O/S valves,EB  268c/torker cam , .20 over , metal t-chain wear pads
MARLIN clutch 1200, master clutch cly

bigarms23

#17
March 24, 2008, 11:22:04 AM
Not unless she comes witha built rig and a silencer
88 4runner 2016 5.3 auto atlas 2 on tons and tons of fun

Lady Di

#18
March 24, 2008, 12:18:13 PM
Quote from: bigarms23 on March 24, 2008, 11:22:04 AM
Not unless she comes witha built rig and a silencer

you definetly don't want one with a loud tailpipe!
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

Hammerhead

#19
March 24, 2008, 12:29:33 PM
...or worn out suspension...  (*Y*)
'82 pickup, +3, locked, doubled
'82 pickup, IFS long travel, V8
'85 4runner, V8 rock crawler
'88 X-cab, V6

Shoyrtt

#20
March 24, 2008, 01:16:38 PM
No Californians. :dunno: All of the models here advertise their headlights have been upgraded. :greengrin:
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