Llamas suck....Alpacas kick butt

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February 14, 2008, 06:35:41 AM
I'm seriously considering giving up my hospitality career and starting an alpaca farm after visiting my hippy friends place yesterday....

what do you  guys think?




































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#1
February 14, 2008, 06:39:30 AM
I thought that was a lama
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#2
February 14, 2008, 06:47:22 AM
Supposed to be good money in alpacas -- good breed stock is expensive, their wool is valued, and they apparently don't need a great deal of care or much space to keep them.  Certainly worth looking into!
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#3
February 14, 2008, 06:53:07 AM
Didn't they do a dirty jobs show on shearing Apalaca?
I assume that is what they are 'farming' from them and not selling Apalaca steaks :ack:

They are aDORable!! Can I come up and be your ranch hand?
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#4
February 14, 2008, 06:54:01 AM
This one looks just like you DTB!



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DTB

#5
February 14, 2008, 06:57:41 AM
supposedly they are worth 20,000 to 30,000 each....
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79coyotefrg

#6
February 14, 2008, 07:06:44 AM
Quote from: DirToyBoy on February 14, 2008, 06:35:41 AM
I'm seriously considering giving up my hospitality career and starting an alpaca farm after visiting my hippy friends place yesterday....

what do you  guys think?
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#7
February 14, 2008, 07:18:04 AM
Quote from: 79coyotefrg on February 14, 2008, 07:06:44 AM
:rofl2:  Alpaca > :bumpinbutts:  < DTB  :rofl:
they ARE really cute....almost human like faces  :yupyup:
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#8
February 14, 2008, 07:34:24 AM
Quote from: DirToyBoy on February 14, 2008, 06:35:41 AM
I'm seriously considering giving up my hospitality career and starting an alpaca farm after visiting my hippy friends place yesterday....

what do you  guys think?

This thing has character. It must be a hippie alpaca.  :wiggle:
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#9
February 14, 2008, 07:42:19 AM
Do they do that camel/llama spitting great wads of cud at you thing?

They are cute.
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#10
February 14, 2008, 07:46:27 AM
All I know is that Llama's fight dirty, when males go at it they go for the nutz and try to bite them off to prevent them from using them on the females, I wonder if these do the same?
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#11
February 14, 2008, 07:52:25 AM
Quote from: Rocksurfer on February 14, 2008, 07:46:27 AM
All I know is that Llama's fight dirty, when males go at it they go for the nutz and try to bite them off to prevent them from using them on the females, I wonder if these do the same?
yes they do....they also make funny noises and spit at each other to show dominance  :biggthumpup:
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#12
February 14, 2008, 07:55:56 AM
Quote from: DirToyBoy on February 14, 2008, 07:52:25 AM
yes they do....they also make funny noises and spit at each other to show dominance  :biggthumpup:

Sounds just like you then.  :yupyup: :cheese:
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#13
February 14, 2008, 07:58:12 AM
Looks like Dirtoygirl has some competition!   :shake:
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#14
February 14, 2008, 08:00:25 AM
Quote from: toyminator2000 on February 14, 2008, 07:58:12 AM
Looks like Dirtoygirl has some competition!   :shake:

That's what the males are for.  :rofl2:
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#15
February 14, 2008, 10:29:46 AM
A wolf in Alpaca's clothing!! RUN LITTLE ALPACA!!! :yikes:

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#16
February 14, 2008, 10:32:45 AM
:rofl:
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#17
February 14, 2008, 10:36:29 AM
 :haha: :laugh: :joke: :talkingn:
IF YOUR LOOKING OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR 4X4 AND YOU CANT SEE THEN JUST TURN ON YOUR WIPERS. BUT THEN THINGS GET ALL MESSED UP LIKE IN LIFE.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE JUST THINK THAT ALONG TIME AGO  YOU WERE THE FASTEST LITTLE SWIMMER TO THE EGG

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#18
February 14, 2008, 10:40:42 AM
omfg ...that is too funny.....diane shouldnt you be working or something right now? :bat:




































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#19
February 14, 2008, 10:42:51 AM
thats one fuzzy DTB


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#20
February 14, 2008, 10:45:37 AM
Quote from: DirToyBoy on February 14, 2008, 10:40:42 AM
omfg ...that is too funny.....diane shouldnt you be working or something right now? :bat:


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#21
February 14, 2008, 11:11:38 AM
I think wed never see you again if you did that DTB..     





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#22
February 14, 2008, 11:20:00 AM Last Edit: February 14, 2008, 12:01:55 PM by MrsWillyMammoth
    :suprised:  and what happens when the other male alpaca's get threatened?

Quote from: Rocksurfer on February 14, 2008, 07:46:27 AM
All I know is that the DTB's fight dirty, when they go at it they go for the nutz and try to bite them off to prevent them from using them on the females.

  :yikes:
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

79coyotefrg

#23
February 14, 2008, 11:21:03 AM
:rofl2:

that MWM  has a sick sick mind  :whistle:



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#24
February 14, 2008, 11:21:21 AM
he gets his wee wee cut off
IF YOUR LOOKING OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR 4X4 AND YOU CANT SEE THEN JUST TURN ON YOUR WIPERS. BUT THEN THINGS GET ALL MESSED UP LIKE IN LIFE.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE JUST THINK THAT ALONG TIME AGO  YOU WERE THE FASTEST LITTLE SWIMMER TO THE EGG

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#25
February 14, 2008, 11:40:03 AM
Quote from: Wermz84 on February 14, 2008, 11:11:38 AM
that was awsome MrsWM..   :thumbs:

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#26
February 14, 2008, 11:43:07 AM
Quote from: Rocksurfer on February 14, 2008, 07:46:27 AM
All I know is that Llama's fight dirty, when males go at it they go for the nutz and try to bite them off to prevent them from using them on the females, I wonder if these do the same?
An alpaca's bite can't do much damage -- they have no upper teeth.
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#27
February 14, 2008, 12:03:10 PM
Quote from: Stocker on February 14, 2008, 11:43:07 AM
An alpaca's bite can't do much damage -- they have no upper teeth.

That one on the left must be a mutant then!  :aaa:


Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

Lady Di

#28
February 14, 2008, 12:04:49 PM
Quote from: 79coyotefrg on February 14, 2008, 11:21:03 AM
:rofl2:

that MWM  has a sick sick mind  :whistle:



:rofl:



:eek:  credit where credit is due...I was not the brainchild, I was only the tool.... :yupyup:
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

Where is the Mammoth?

How the Mammoth came to be

Number Two :pokinit:

Stocker

#29
February 14, 2008, 12:51:54 PM
Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on February 14, 2008, 12:03:10 PM
That one on the left must be a mutant then!  :aaa:



That would be my guess!!   :shudder:   :greengrin:
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