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How to Shower Like A:
« on: Jan 01, 2008, 08:19:41 PM »
Found this on another board, I thought you guys might get a kick out of it (the women of the board probably wont  :biggthumpup:)



How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


How To Shower Like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-hoo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-hoo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #1 on: Jan 01, 2008, 08:23:04 PM »
 We are simple critters, aren't we?
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #2 on: Jan 01, 2008, 08:23:20 PM »
:rofl:
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #3 on: Jan 01, 2008, 08:30:00 PM »
 :beerchug: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #4 on: Jan 01, 2008, 08:31:26 PM »
:rofl: :rofl2: :hahaha: 
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #5 on: Jan 01, 2008, 08:46:25 PM »
lol  :beerchug:
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #6 on: Jan 01, 2008, 09:29:59 PM »
I saw this in video form and it is friggin hilarious!  :rofl:
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #7 on: Jan 01, 2008, 10:07:35 PM »
Holy crap, that was a good laugh :haha: 
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #8 on: Jan 01, 2008, 10:36:23 PM »
Quote from: fordh8r on Jan 01, 2008, 09:29:59 PM
I saw this in video form and it is friggin hilarious!  :rofl:
got a linky?

 I got this one in an email a while back.
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #9 on: Jan 01, 2008, 10:39:37 PM »
Quote from: Duffil on Jan 01, 2008, 10:36:23 PM
got a linky?

 I got this one in an email a while back.
Wish I did, I saw it in an e-mail sent to me quite a while ago... :down:  Surely, I would share if I still had it...  :yupyup: 



Sorry,  :outtahere:
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #10 on: Jan 02, 2008, 07:26:19 AM »

 :rofl:  AS IF! FYI: The women's list does NOT apply to all of us. (probably not most of the wimmins on the Marlin board)
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #11 on: Jan 02, 2008, 07:41:34 AM »
:laugh: thats funny
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #12 on: Jan 02, 2008, 09:00:59 AM »
:rofl2:
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #13 on: Jan 02, 2008, 09:07:56 AM »
Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on Jan 02, 2008, 07:26:19 AM
:rofl:  AS IF! FYI: The women's list does NOT apply to all of us. (probably not most of the wimmins on the Marlin board)
as long as the men's list doesn't full apply to you.  :ack:   :disturbed:  :rofl:
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #14 on: Jan 02, 2008, 09:28:38 AM »
ah hahaha that's funny
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #15 on: Jan 02, 2008, 05:05:31 PM »
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #16 on: Jan 02, 2008, 05:15:39 PM »
thats awesome
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #17 on: Jan 02, 2008, 06:25:21 PM »
Quote from: fordh8r on Jan 02, 2008, 09:07:56 AM
as long as the men's list doesn't full apply to you.  :ack:   :disturbed:  :rofl:

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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #19 on: Jan 03, 2008, 06:33:17 AM »
Quote from: fordh8r on Jan 02, 2008, 09:07:56 AM
as long as the men's list doesn't full apply to you.  :ack:   :disturbed:  :rofl:

 :ack:  No, not at all!! Just wash rinse, don't repeat and get the hell out. :yupyup:
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #20 on: Jan 03, 2008, 08:59:11 AM »
Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on Jan 03, 2008, 06:33:17 AM
:ack:  No, not at all!! Just wash rinse, don't repeat and get the hell out. :yupyup:
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #21 on: Jan 03, 2008, 09:22:10 AM »
HAHAHA!  :clap2: :biggthumpup:
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Re: How to Shower Like A:
« Reply #22 on: Jan 04, 2008, 01:19:28 AM »
It's good to be King...  :yesnod:
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