Author Topic: Jail Paris Hilton! (Read 10702 times)

TacoStewie · « **Reply #60 on:** May 14, 2007, 08:15:54 AM »

all i know is her new

are very nice

crawlerdan · « **Reply #61 on:** May 14, 2007, 08:24:13 AM »

Quote from: topar on May 14, 2007, 06:36:42 AM

Nope no Lie. She is just nasty I'm telling you the girl has no body looks like a bean pole.

top ten grossest celebs in my opinion. and you cant hide stupid

topar · « **Reply #62 on:** May 14, 2007, 09:25:30 AM »

Stupid just does not describe her. If they made a new Dumb and Dumber she would be dumbest!

Lady Di · « **Reply #63 on:** May 14, 2007, 09:48:22 AM »

Pamela Lee was a beauty, too bad she got herself all messed up with all the plastic surgery she didn't need.

kneedownnate · « **Reply #64 on:** May 14, 2007, 09:58:45 AM »

She was cute when she was young, I'm talking tool-time era. She went downhill after that and is just a trainwreck now. Her bewbs are gross.

crawlerdan · « **Reply #65 on:** May 14, 2007, 10:01:14 AM »

Quote from: kneedownnate on May 14, 2007, 09:58:45 AM

She was cute when she was you, I'm talking tool-time era. She went downhill after that and is just a trainwreck now. Her bewbs are gross.

trainwreck??? more like nucular holocoust

TacoStewie · « **Reply #66 on:** May 14, 2007, 10:19:55 AM »

i would still hit it

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #67 on:** May 14, 2007, 10:58:35 AM »

Quote from: crawlerdan on May 14, 2007, 08:24:13 AM

top ten grossest celebs in my opinion. and you cant hide stupid

I not only think she's in the top ten...she is the top ten! I'd just like to throttle her.

Lady Di · « **Reply #68 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:40:39 PM »

Quote from: kneedownnate on May 14, 2007, 09:58:45 AM

She was cute when she was young, I'm talking tool-time era. She went downhill after that and is just a trainwreck now. Her bewbs are gross.

That's right, she was the tool-time girl at one time.
And according to your 'filmography' her 'stolen honey-moon video' was in 1998, that's 8 years ago, way before Parish 'the skank' Hilton got even close to having made a name for herself in the 'stolen private video' scene.
Not that she wasn't skanking around even then.

46&2 · « **Reply #69 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:47:38 PM »

Quote from: TacoStewie on May 14, 2007, 10:19:55 AM

i would still hit it

Lol stewie just like someone said earlier, make sure you strap a 2x4 to your ass so you dont fall in

TacoStewie · « **Reply #70 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:50:38 PM »

i have it in my truck so when i do finally see her

topar · « **Reply #71 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:53:26 PM »

TacoStewie Maybe you need a girlfriend? or maybe just someone for a little bit of

TacoStewie · « **Reply #72 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:54:59 PM »

Quote from: topar on May 14, 2007, 12:53:26 PM

TacoStewie Maybe you need a girlfriend? or maybe just someone for a little bit of

yep lots of them

topar · « **Reply #73 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:56:30 PM »

Good luck with that

brainlessfool · « **Reply #74 on:** May 14, 2007, 08:29:25 PM »

Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on May 13, 2007, 05:10:52 PM

And I hear tell it's quite difficult to get ALL of Tommy Lee in one shot

I took all of T.L in one shot.

Wermz84 · « **Reply #75 on:** May 14, 2007, 10:51:50 PM »

Quote from: brainlessfool on May 14, 2007, 08:29:25 PM

I took all of T.L in one shot.

hahaha

Lady Di · « **Reply #76 on:** May 15, 2007, 12:33:24 PM »

Quote from: brainlessfool on May 14, 2007, 08:29:25 PM

I took all of T.L in one shot.

TacoStewie · « **Reply #77 on:** May 15, 2007, 12:38:29 PM »

i dont care about him and what he has , this is about Paris. And if there are any pics it should be of her and not some guy

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #78 on:** May 15, 2007, 01:16:38 PM »

Quote from: TacoStewie on May 15, 2007, 12:38:29 PM

i this is about Paris.

Normally, I won't talk about a man's dog or his taste in women...but, the phrase in quotes above is just how she thinks...it all about her. She is a vacuous, self absorbed blight on our culture. You could get the same, or better, sexual and intellectual stimulation from a 5lb chunk of liver that had been left on the rear package shelf of a '57 Chevy for a week...unrefrigerated. You could go to the "Idiot Assed Crack Whores of America" convention, blindly throw a rock into a crowd and you'd likely hit a person with more worth.

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #79 on:** May 15, 2007, 01:19:57 PM »

Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on May 15, 2007, 12:33:24 PM

Diane...does this help?

topar · « **Reply #80 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:20:02 PM »

Well why I think she is about but ugly I also would hate to see this thread become a sausage fest

Duffil · « **Reply #81 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:45:19 PM »

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #82 on:** May 15, 2007, 10:05:05 PM »

Headline;

"Paris Hilton is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" over her 45-day jail sentence and isn't capable of testifying in a civil lawsuit against her, the socalite-reality TV star's psychiatrist said."

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/urn:newsml:tv.ap.org:20070515:people_paris_hilton__ER:1

83yota · « **Reply #83 on:** May 15, 2007, 10:10:55 PM »

wow she really has issues

Duffil · « **Reply #84 on:** May 15, 2007, 10:51:59 PM »

You know, I have to say...after this 3page thread I had to go and download her straight-to-video debut, and I've got to say that she seems more interested in the camera than her man. I have seen better things on the National Geographic channel. What in the hell anyone would want her for is beyond me.

kneedownnate · « **Reply #85 on:** May 15, 2007, 11:12:48 PM »

If she's so distraught she can't attend the suit against her she should probably serve a double term. That'll give her extra time to calm down and adjust to her new life. I'd hate to see her so torn up for 45 days, then get shoved right back into society $I\'m Down$

Lady Di · « **Reply #86 on:** May 16, 2007, 11:34:43 AM »

Quote from: abnormaltoy on May 15, 2007, 01:19:57 PM

Diane...does this help?

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #87 on:** May 16, 2007, 02:20:37 PM »

she in jail yet

46&2 · « **Reply #88 on:** May 17, 2007, 12:45:21 AM »

I hope she gets manhandled by a gang of lesbians

TacoStewie · « **Reply #89 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:58:45 AM »

i herd that she is getting 23 days in a gail that is for cops, famous people and other people that are better that the rest of us. she got 23 days for good behavor for just showing up to her court date. WTF she has not even gone to gail yet and is getting good behavor.

but i would still hit it

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