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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2007, 09:11:42 PM »
People who are stoned don't look attractive.  She always TRIES to looks stoned, so to me she's not even close to attractive.  If I never hear her say "that's hot" again I'll be happy!  I see her on the same level as that dead cow anna nichole smith.  Neither one has done :pokinit: to deserve attention, yet people can't get enough of hearing about them. 
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2007, 10:03:55 PM »
Liars, if you found Paris ready and willing you'd all hit it.
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2007, 11:40:28 PM »
Liars, if you found Paris ready and willing you'd all hit it.

When she's not making that stupid "I'm bored" face...she's not ugly. She is at all times, though, wholly unattractive, unappealing and undesirable. As long as I don't break both hands I never have to indulge in skankosity.
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2007, 11:52:18 PM »
What he said.  I can take my little pecker out and wave it around on a warm day, it's probably pretty close to the same :thumbs:
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2007, 11:53:48 PM »
What he said.  I can take my little pecker out and wave it around on a warm day, it's probably pretty close to the same :thumbs:


 :rofl2: Just be careful and don't get arrested for insignificant exposure!
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2007, 12:52:03 AM »
They should ONLY let her out once she makes a new movie that involves lots of Scissoring


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Yes! Scissoring!!!!

Would not touch it if she paid me.  Well if she paid me allot I would but it would cost her Mommy and daddy a whole lot.  :bling:  :bling:  :bling:

You lie.

She is a babe, end of story. I think she should serve her sentence in the nude.
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2007, 08:49:37 AM »

You lie.

She is a babe, end of story. I think she should serve her sentence in the nude.

There is nothing babe about her, she is a SKANK HO!
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2007, 09:09:22 AM »
There is nothing babe about her

How do you know? Are you attracted to women also?
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2007, 09:09:29 AM »
There is nothing babe about her, she is a SKANK HO!

Well to some of us that is a babe. :yesnod:
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2007, 09:10:15 AM »
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2007, 09:18:35 AM »
There is nothing babe about her, she is a SKANK HO!

For the record, sometimes a SKANK HO is VERY HOT!!   :yupyup:



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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2007, 09:59:36 AM »
How do you know? Are you attracted to women also?

Attracted to isn't the right word for it, but I can appreciate a good looking women.  :yupyup:
And to each their own, but I see nothing attractive about that skank.

Now... say, someone like Kari on Mythbusters, for instance (I happen to be watching it)... I am sure everyone would agree that she is a babe!

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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2007, 10:00:30 AM »
For the record, sometimes a SKANK HO is VERY HOT!!   :yupyup:



Not for the long term though.  just Mrs's Right now!    :talkingn:

That is true wermz, but (to me) Paris Hilton is NOT HOT! She is just rank skank!
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2007, 10:22:18 AM »
Attracted to isn't the right word for it, but I can appreciate a good looking women.  :yupyup:
And to each their own, but I see nothing attractive about that skank.

Now... say, someone like Kari on Mythbusters, for instance (I happen to be watching it)... I am sure everyone would agree that she is a babe!

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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2007, 10:29:32 AM »
mmmmmmmmm    mythbusters    :drool:

Mmmm, Kari  :cheese: the anti Paris!
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2007, 10:31:29 AM »
For the record, sometimes a SKANK HO is VERY HOT!!   :yupyup:



Not for the long term though.  just Mrs's Right now!    :talkingn:

Scabby women are never (IMNSHO) hot...maybe a woman 180* from your norm...like the chick on Miami Ink.
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2007, 05:22:56 PM »
I have said this many times but its always valid....


Paris Hilton walks this Earth and Steve Irwin had to die. WTF!?  :headscratch:

Not only that, people actually want that jizz rag NOT to go to jail??? I dont understand what she has done to obtain fans? People like stupid broads? Oh yes I forgot, in America dumb broads are all the rage....(anna nicole smith ect)
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2007, 06:27:32 PM »
Scabby women are never (IMNSHO) hot...maybe a woman 180* from your norm...like the chick on Miami Ink.
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2007, 08:38:11 PM »
Paris Hilton walks this Earth and Steve Irwin had to die. WTF!?  :headscratch:

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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2007, 12:36:58 AM »
At least steve irwin contributed something to society and the planet. Neither can be said of Paris Hilton.
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2007, 03:47:07 AM »
I would hit it for the sole reason she lets people video tape.  That tape may just ACCIDENTALLY get leaked to news corp for a nice sized check.  She should serve the time though and I hope a big black lady named birtha makes her do things that would get me banned on this forum if I mentioned them.

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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2007, 06:49:06 AM »
At least steve irwin contributed something to society and the planet. Neither can be said of Paris Hilton.
Stever Irwin was so cool! That was a tragedy. Paris Hilton is a useless waste of human flesh.
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #53 on: May 13, 2007, 07:02:40 AM »
YOu know what's funny? A couple years ago they had a casting call for people that would take her and the other skank in for that moronic show they were doing (what the hell was that called, I never saw it) but anyway, they were looking at doing the show in Kississimmee FL (down in the Disney area) but they had to scrub the idea cause too few people showed up for the interview :rofl:

I beleive their was one guy that was volunteering to let them stay at a house he shared with a bunch of other guys! :rofl2:  Don't think that would have made it to network TV... maybe PPV... :rofl:
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #54 on: May 13, 2007, 07:35:41 AM »
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #55 on: May 13, 2007, 04:08:57 PM »
Stever Irwin was so cool! That was a tragedy. Paris Hilton is a useless waste of human flesh.

Hmmm, I wouldn't say she's a waste of human flesh. Everyone has a purpose, and she started the whole celeb candid video craze. We got some excellent supposedly private video's that got accidently released because of hers.



Mrs. W you got to see ALL of Tommy Lee because of her. If there's one way a fading celeb gets back in the limelight these days is to show some flesh or some private action.
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« Reply #56 on: May 13, 2007, 05:10:52 PM »
Hmmm, I wouldn't say she's a waste of human flesh. Everyone has a purpose, and she started the whole celeb candid video craze. We got some excellent supposedly private video's that got accidently released because of hers.



Mrs. W you got to see ALL of Tommy Lee because of her. If there's one way a fading celeb gets back in the limelight these days is to show some flesh or some private action.

I thought Pamela and Tommy Lee came out way before Paris hit the 'private' video scene :headscratch:
And I hear tell it's quite difficult to get ALL of Tommy Lee in one shot :eyebrow: but I have not been witness.  :down:

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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #57 on: May 13, 2007, 06:21:36 PM »
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #58 on: May 13, 2007, 06:35:04 PM »
I would hit it for the sole reason she lets people video tape.  That tape may just ACCIDENTALLY get leaked to news corp for a nice sized check.  She should serve the time though and I hope a big black lady named birtha makes her do things that would get me banned on this forum if I mentioned them.
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Re: Jail Paris Hilton!
« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2007, 06:36:42 AM »
Nope no Lie.  She is just nasty  :sick: I'm telling you the girl has no body looks like a bean pole.  :nope:

 
 
 
 
 

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