A quick way to brighten your day!

[abnormaltoy]

When the world seems to close in on you and you're feeling down...try this positive affirmation!



1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get
     rid of "Hillary Rodham  Clinton?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi

[Fearofrunner]

 

[Cheesemaker]

insert ~ George W. Bush   

[weirdtimes_7]

Thats awesome...

military_stang

[abnormaltoy]

insert ~ George W. Bush   

If it makes you feel better!

[kneedownnate]

That's too damn funny

[Fearofrunner]

insert ~ George W. Bush   

[NT-OUTBACK]

insert ~ George W. Bush  

X2

[BLACKDOG]

When the world seems to close in on you and you're feeling down...try this positive affirmation!



1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get
     rid of "Hillary Rodham  Clinton?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi

   

Can we do Michael Moore after that?  can we can we can we? 

Oh wait, I'm not sure he'll fit

[abnormaltoy]

   

Can we do Michael Moore after that?  can we can we can we? 

Oh wait, I'm not sure he'll fit

You might have to use an entire hard drive!

[unclejpl4x4]

insert ~ George W. Bush   

If it makes you feel better!

not only would i feel better so would the world  bush is no better then Adolf H   when will the dam US gov learn the reason we have terrorist attacks is they are hell bent on world domination  and have become the cause of the problem they are trying 2 stop.

We need 2 pull all troops home close all over sea basses  apologize for invading there country  and stealing there oil/gold/blood >depending the the contry)
redeploy the forces in the US   kick out the Mexicans    build the great wall of Mexico.

implament  the ( job or deported plan)  every one on welfare  has 2 years 2 get on THE GOV work plan of get expelled from the country.
now the jobs would be simple it be the same ones the Mexicans have been doing. 

2.  stricter immigration plan.  like NZ     if you don't have a job or proper paper work  you can't come.
stop giving them free money out of the MY pocket.

3. restore equal rights      The white man is getting the shaft and is being taking advantage of .
Allowing other race/ethnic  special treatment   is racist and not = rights     ( BET,  collage funds, organizations  and so on)
I white guys say napy hoes and hi has 2 the country   but a afro American can say kill all the white people  and not get the same repercussion is true racism / - = rights

SO

fixing   the immigration/unemployment problem  save money
persecution of my peoples  = rights rulz

stoping the deaths of american soilders/get them home  + stoping  the US from  starting WW3 save the inocent/world


  will make my day brighter.

i feel like i forgot somthing

[BLACKDOG]

Guess tossing Hillary in the trash didn't help, huh Joe?

not only would i feel better so would the world  bush is no better then Adolf H   when will the dam US gov learn the reason we have terrorist attacks is they are hell bent on world domination  and have become the cause of the problem they are trying 2 stop.

We need 2 pull all troops home close all over sea basses  apologize for invading there country  and stealing there oil/gold/blood >depending the the contry)

Joe, you are absolutely right, our presence is causing all the terrorist attacks.  But your wrong in a big aspect.  It isn't our presence in the middle east, its our presence in the WORLD.  The extremists leave no room for tolerance or coexistence.  It is either convert or die.  Not really a good choice when you think about it.  Not to mention we took an EVIL man out of power, a man that killed hundreds of thousand of HIS OWN PEOPLE.  but I guess thats our fault too huh?  He wouldn't have done that if we just left him alone?  Thousands of lives have been saved because of US military action, but I guess that is wrong too?   

Yeah, lets just close all bases, bring all US military back here, and lock ourselves in.  Sounds like a great plan to me, because then everyone will love us right?  Until another Tsunami hits, and other countries need our help.  Until the genocides keep going, and there is no one to fight back, because we're locked up in our own country.  Isolationism doesn't work, history has proven that.  And do you really think that the terrorists will stop then?  No, we retreated, they'll bring the war back to our country (9/11)  You're suggesting appeasement, and ya know what?  It doesn't work?  Does the Munich conference ring a bell?  1938  Britain, France USSR, let Hitler have his way, they backed down, and "appeased him"  What happened A YEAR later?  invasion of Poland, and the start of WWII. millions of people dead, because of an "appeasement" went wrong.  THe US govt isn't trying to eradicate a population, to cause an entire people group's extinction.  We send just as much aid to 3rd world countries as we do troops to Iraq.  You know what the radicals want?  They want people to think like you do.  They want our nation to tear itself apart.  They want gun control for our country, they want us to isolate ourselves.  That way, when they try to bring the thunder, they'll win!! 



edited for spelling

[abnormaltoy]

not only would i feel better so would the world  bush is no better then Adolf H   when will the dam US gov learn the reason we have terrorist attacks is they are hell bent on world domination  and have become the cause of the problem they are trying 2 stop.

We need 2 pull all troops home close all over sea basses  apologize for invading there country  and stealing there oil/gold/blood >depending the the contry)
redeploy the forces in the US   kick out the Mexicans    build the great wall of Mexico.

implament  the ( job or deported plan)  every one on welfare  has 2 years 2 get on THE GOV work plan of get expelled from the country.
now the jobs would be simple it be the same ones the Mexicans have been doing. 

2.  stricter immigration plan.  like NZ     if you don't have a job or proper paper work  you can't come.
stop giving them free money out of the MY pocket.

3. restore equal rights      The white man is getting the shaft and is being taking advantage of .
Allowing other race/ethnic  special treatment   is racist and not = rights     ( BET,  collage funds, organizations  and so on)
I white guys say napy hoes and hi has 2 the country   but a afro American can say kill all the white people  and not get the same repercussion is true racism / - = rights

SO

fixing   the immigration/unemployment problem  save money
persecution of my peoples  = rights rulz

stoping the deaths of american soilders/get them home  + stoping  the US from  starting WW3 save the inocent/world


  will make my day brighter.

i feel like i forgot somthing

Dude, have you had a really good dump lately?

[Willy Mammoth]

Mine won't ask, it knows I wouldn't delete it is I wasn't sure.

[Lady Di]

Guess tossing Hillary in the trash didn't help, huh Joe?

Joe, you are absolutely right, our presence is causing all the terrorist attacks.  But your wrong in a big aspect.  It isn't our presence in the middle east, its our presence in the WORLD.  The extremist leave no room for tolerance or coexistence.  It is either convert or die.  Not really a good choice when you think about it.  Not to mention we took an EVIL man out of power, a man that killed hundreds of thousand of HIS OWN PEOPLE.  but I guess thats our fault too huh?  He wouldn't have done that if we just left him alone?  Thousands of lives have been saved because of US military action, but I guess that is wrong too?  

Yeah, lets just close all bases, bring all US military back here, and lock ourselves in.  Sounds like a great plan to me, because then everyone will love us right?  Until another Tsunami hits, and other countries need our help.  Until the genocides keep going, and there is no one to fight back, because we're locked up in our own country.  Isolationism doesn't work, history has proven that.  And do you really think that the terrorists will stop then?  No, we retreated, they'll bring the war back to our country (9/11)  You're suggesting appeasement, and ya know what?  It doesn't work?  Does the Munich conference ring a bell?  1938  Britain, France USSR, let Hitler have his way, they backed down, and "appeased him"  What happened A YEAR later?  invasion of Poland, and the start of WWII. millions of people dead, because of an "appeasment" went wrong.  THe US govt isn't trying to Eradicate a population, to cause an entire people group's extinction.  We send just as much aid to 3rd world countries as we do troops to Iraq.  You know what the radicals want?  They want people to think like you do.  They want our nation to tear itself apart.  They want gun control for our country, they want us to isolate ourselves.  That way, when they try to bring the thunder, they'll win!! 

[Lady Di]

Dude, have you had a really good dump lately?

X10!

[Lady Di]

  

Can we do Michael Moore after that?  can we can we can we? 

Oh wait, I'm not sure he'll fit

If we chop him up small enough he might.

[unclejpl4x4]

ya but U know what it's  not the job or the problem of the American people 2 suffer for the rest of the worlds crap.

Theres this place called the U.N which job it is 2 handle this things.  Now If U feel U must help  open a U.N  recruitment center    so all the Americans who wish 2 help can join up. ( like army/navy recruiters)


where dose it say in the constitonion of th U.S that we the people have 2 be the of the world
America  the great melting pot  well guess what its not its a giant cluster    because we let every hairy richard and tom in  and we the americans born here have 2 suffer/pay for it.

Ya lots of poeple over seas in suffring   but U now what    TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN FIRST    " skid row" anyone   piss away billons over seas but we can't help 1 street  in our back yard ?/ thats bull

[Willy Mammoth]

The UN is a bunch of woosies. All they want to do is talk about how you better do this or else. That is why we are Americans. We kick but and take names.

[BLACKDOG]

ya but U know what it's  not the job or the problem of the American people 2 suffer for the rest of the worlds crap.

Theres this place called the U.N which job it is 2 handle this things.  Now If U feel U must help  open a U.N  recruitment center    so all the Americans who wish 2 help can join up. ( like army/navy recruiters)


where dose it say in the constitonion of th U.S that we the people have 2 be the of the world
America  the great melting pot  well guess what its not its a giant cluster    because we let every hairy richard and tom in  and we the americans born here have 2 suffer/pay for it.

Ya lots of poeple over seas in suffring   but U now what    TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN FIRST    " skid row" anyone   piss away billons over seas but we can't help 1 street  in our back yard ?/ thats bull

Ya, and as a member of the UN, the US is supposed to provide aid.  Where the hell do you think the UN troops come from?  The UN troops are all provided from the militaries of the participating nations.  But when the UN doesn't even step up to help its own members, sometimes you have to step out on your own.

Where do you get off saying the US is the   of the world?  Our nation is built on the blood,sweat, and tears of the "hairy richard and toms."  In no way do I support illegal immigration, but this nation is composed of people from all nationalities.  that is one of the things that makes our country great.  That we have taken people of all nations in, and allowed them Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.  A lot of legal immigrants I've known and seen have a much better work ethic than us "native born Americans"  Its a minority of people that truly want the help that can be proveded, and that are willing to use it to pick them selves up, rather than freeride on the coattails of the government. We've got all sorts of stuff for the people here, and the PEOPLE abuse it or don't want it.  In vacaville, we've got a bum on the streets, his daughter lives in town, and she'd gladly let him come liver with her, if he'd quit drinking.  He'd rather panhandle than have a roof over his head.  People who want to help themselves have every opportunity in the world to do so in the country.  There isn't another country like that.  Its the people with the "society owes me"  attitude that suck the life out of the support programs, that drive them into the ground.  

[Duffil]

And so why didn't we just round up all the illegals in buses and send the all back where the came from on that march the other day?

because the whining liberals would say that we violated the rights of those people to be in this country, when, in fact that is NOT a right they possess.

[Lady Di]

because the whining liberals would say that we violated the rights of those people to be in this country, when, in fact that is NOT a right they possess.

Oh no.. but they have a right to a drivers license, and a right to abuse our hospital system... and school system.
Freeking commie liberals will be the death of us yet.

[BLACKDOG]

Freeking commie liberals will be the death of us yet.

[Duffil]

Oh no.. but they have a right to a drivers license, and a right to abuse our hospital system... and school system.
Freeking commie liberals will be the death of us yet.

I wasn't even trying to get that far into it... their first offense was illegally entering the country.  Anything after that is of course, illegal and not rightfully theirs.

[Lady Di]

Oh.. but we have to learn a second language so they don't feel excluded.
MY BIG FAT WHITE

[Tice]

Oh.. but we have to learn a second language so they don't feel excluded.
MY BIG FAT WHITE

  I don't expect germans to speak english (though alot do) if I go over there. So why should I learn another language??

Guy at worked asked me why I didn't learn spanish since I live so close to Mexico.....duh......cuz it's AMERICA damnit.

[abnormaltoy]

not only would i feel better so would the world  bush is no better then Adolf H   when will the dam US gov learn the reason we have terrorist attacks is they are hell bent on world domination  and have become the cause of the problem they are trying 2 stop.



i feel like i forgot somthing

I think what you forgot is your history. Anytime someone compares President Bush to Hitler I know they have no real argument. Show me where the similarities are.

[abnormaltoy]

Ya, and as a member of the UN, the US is supposed to provide aid.  Where the hell do you think the UN troops come from?  The UN troops are all provided from the militaries of the participating nations.  But when the UN doesn't even step up to help its own members, sometimes you have to step out on your own.

Where do you get off saying the US is the   of the world?  Our nation is built on the blood,sweat, and tears of the "hairy richard and toms."  In no way do I support illegal immigration, but this nation is composed of people from all nationalities.  that is one of the things that makes our country great.  That we have taken people of all nations in, and allowed them Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.  A lot of legal immigrants I've known and seen have a much better work ethic than us "native born Americans"  Its a minority of people that truly want the help that can be proveded, and that are willing to use it to pick them selves up, rather than freeride on the coattails of the government. We've got all sorts of stuff for the people here, and the PEOPLE abuse it or don't want it.  In vacaville, we've got a bum on the streets, his daughter lives in town, and she'd gladly let him come liver with her, if he'd quit drinking.  He'd rather panhandle than have a roof over his head.  People who want to help themselves have every opportunity in the world to do so in the country.  There isn't another country like that.  Its the people with the "society owes me"  attitude that suck the life out of the support programs, that drive them into the ground.  

[Lady Di]

  I don't expect germans to speak english (though alot do) if I go over there. So why should I learn another language??

Guy at worked asked me why I didn't learn spanish since I live so close to Mexico.....duh......cuz it's AMERICA damnit.

oohhhhhh.... what makes me so angry is when people use the 'but your family came from somewhere else..."
Yes... I was second generation Italian  and I never heard Italian spoken in my family.
It's a shame that I could not have naturally learned that beautiful language but our family was proud to assimilate into America.. that is what we are missing... They do not want to be American's, they do not want to assimilate... they want us to bend over backward for them (and the commie libs are more then happy to do so for them)

[Duffil]

Oh.. but we have to learn a second language so they don't feel excluded.
MY BIG FAT WHITE

not quite sure if you get this or not, so here:

i am on the same side of the fight as you!