Foiled!!

[BigMike]

[Lady Di]

OMG!! they LIED!!! It's an alien brain wave receptor!!!! I KNEW there was something fishy about my co-workers with those big eyes and long fingers and silver skin!

Mark my word, they will not get away with this!

[Lady Di]

Just remember, MWM, old Chinese proverb say "Revenge is a dish best served cold."

and cold it will be... it will be frozen solid!

I have two weeks before my co-worker goes on vacation...if anyone has some (harmless and clean) ideas... POST UP!

I was thinking of filling an upper cabinet in her area with ping pong balls but she has no upper cabinets

Oh and not too elaborate, it turns out she's not gong on a 2-week vacation, she's going on vacation in 2-weeks and will only be gone a couple days.

Oh, another one I was thinking of was getting one of those cards that has that thing that plays sounds when you open the card and hide it in her desk.

Or put "It's a girl" balloons and banners all around her desk (she is also a child-free non-breeder like me) - then we can say 'well you are a girl'

[MiniSimp]

[Lady Di]

That's a classic, Mini, but that is more for another long term vacation prank.
For just a 3-day vacation we've got to think prank-lite.

Oh.. here I am .. fully protected in my alien brainwave reception deflector hat... or so I thought

[Rocksurfer]

  WTF!! Do you guys do any work in that place?

[*FFC*]

that's exactly what I was thinking.. and Diane, it wouldn't take long.  Just wrap off her door area so that it's solid and stuff doesn't fall out, then start dumpin the "popcorn" in I figure you can do it in an evening if you can come up with enough to fill it

[Lady Di]

No can do

A. she's a project mananger and has no cube, just a desk with a window view
B. putting them in would be easy, getting them out would be a pregnant dog! That would be way too much of a mess for her to clean up and she is way to busy for that.

it's got to be something simple and innocuous yet terribly funny.

[*FFC*]

then seran wrap her

[Cheesemaker]

What type of desk does she have?  Does it have legs that can be easily removed or put a lift kit on it?  Get Mark in on this one! 

Gee where did they get the idea? 
www.serversunderthesun.com/tin/

Just do a little internet surfing!  I found this one right away by pulling up "office pranks!"

[Lady Di]

I'm thinking something that would scare her... oh, how about a rubber snake in a drawer or plastic spiders.. it'll be getting close to halloween by then anyway.

[Cheesemaker]

Rig up a remote control item that thumps around.  Or a wounded animal call, or one of those fart machines!  The spring loaded snake in the drawer would be good!

[*** YELLER ***]

That is GREAT









YEA GO WITH THE FART MACHINE EVERYBODY LOVES A GOOD FART JOKE

[topar]

Oh yeah they got you good.  You could Vaseline her phone, desk draws, door knobs and everything else.  Super glue her phone down.  Reverse her letters on her key board.  One time for secretaries day I was working mid. shift and labeled everything in our dept. secretaries office: Computer, phone, lamp, floor, wall, ceiling, picture, mug, paperclips, door, You name it I labeled it.  She was finding labels for at least a year, and would send me emails evertime she found one.  Even our chief liked it.  I am waiting since she has not gotten me back yet though!

[DTB]

  there ARE others like me! I knew it! They will be contacting you soon!  

[Lady Di]

Oh yeah they got you good.  You could Vaseline her phone, desk draws, door knobs and everything else.  Super glue her phone down.  Reverse her letters on her key board.  One time for secretaries day I was working mid. shift and labeled everything in our dept. secretaries office: Computer, phone, lamp, floor, wall, ceiling, picture, mug, paperclips, door, You name it I labeled it.  She was finding labels for at least a year, and would send me emails evertime she found one.  Even our chief liked it.  I am waiting since she has not gotten me back yet though!

I like the labeling idea, that is pretty funny!
I like the fart machine idea but that entails actually going to a store to find it, no time for that. I was also thinking of putting the springy snakes in the file cabinet drawer and then putting double side tape on her file cabinet/drawers so they would stick and she would have to pull really hard to open them and then SPROING!!!
I'm also going to have to go to halloween store, I want to get those relistic plastic spiders and scatter them around the office and on co-workers desks.
MMMWWWUUUUHAHAHAHA

[*FFC*]

I like the labeling idea And the switching the keys on her keyboard

[unclejpl4x4]

OMG   thats great  definatly break.com worthy

[Lady Di]

I like the labeling idea And the switching the keys on her keyboard

I like the labeling idea but the switching the keys only works if you actually have to look at the keys to type. I don't and I doubt she does.
I once removed all the keys from the keyboard to clean it due to a hazardeous waste spill (wine) and was able to put just about every key back in the right place without checking another keyboard.
But the labeling thing would be really funny. We have a labeler here, I just have to find it.

[*FFC*]

I like the labeling idea but the switching the keys only works if you actually have to look at the keys to type. I don't and I doubt she does.
I once removed all the keys from the keyboard to clean it due to a hazardeous waste spill (wine) and was able to put just about every key back in the right place without checking another keyboard.
But the labeling thing would be really funny. We have a labeler here, I just have to find it.

Eh, it would still be funny though when she finally does realize that her keyboard is scrambled

[Lady Di]

As you know, one of the co-workers that was involved in the foiling was out for a few days, so as to not disappoint her I had to come up with something genius in return.

Because she was only gone a few days I wasn't going to do anything extravagant.

I ended up going to a Halloween store looking for little plastic spiders initially. They didn't have what I was looking for so I got this wooden snake that kinda moves and wiggles like a real snake. The way it was painted looked real at first glance. And a bag of 4 rubber mice.

I put the snake in her drawer, and the mice in various locations (one in a bag of candy that she puts out). I got her good, (especially when she poured the candy into her candy bowl!) and we had a good laugh but we are having an even better laugh with the roaming mice.

It seems they fit perfectly under the handset of the phone, it is just wide enough to conceal the rubber rodent, they are about the same color and when they get a call... ! LMAO!!

We've gotten at least a half dozen co-workers so far (one we put in the microwave). I may have to pick up more mice, and I still want to find the little spiders.

It is Halloween afterall!

[*FFC*]

[unclejpl4x4]

i doing stuff like that 2   2 the one orifice chick  she gets so mad