a man goes into a brothel and asks for the biggest darkest skinned girl they have. "that'll be betsy, 3rd floor 2nd door in" alright says the man and starts his journey up to the room. once inside he asks her to take her clothes off. "anything for you big boy!" says betsy "now what?" she says. "turn around, lean over and grab your ankles for me" says the man. "of course" she says. the man gets on one knee, leans in and stares very hard for a minute or two, then gets back up. "ok that'll do, how much?" he says "you dont want to have sex with me?!" she asks. . . . "nope" says the man, "i'm thinking of painting my house a dark brown and wanted to see what it would look like with pink shutters on the windows!" ha ha
