The Argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist" says God, "For proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing."
"BUT," says Man, "The Babel Fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It proves you exist, so therefore you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that." And promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Ooh, that was easy." says Man and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
Boy.. that confuses the heck out of me!
