Topic: Message #1178888

[sirdeuce]

OMG!!  Why did I have to find THIS!!!

https://www.sciencealert.com/skin-mites-that-mate-on-our-faces-at-night-may-soon-become-one-with-humans   

They have buttholes and poop on our faces at night.

This gives the term faced a whole new meaning. 

They have penises and mate all night!

Gnarls.

Ahahahahaha, hahHAH, nothing new. There's a might that lives in your eye lash folicle, highly specialized life style. Most of us have intestinal parasites that do no harm so they are not mentioned. In our eyes they're all monsters, monsters that keep the natural state in balance. In our lives we consume about 2lbs of spiders in our sleep, not to mention the other bugs that wander into our traps. Think of the times you wake up and you have an itch in your shnozzle, an itch that feels like it's moving around, makes your eye twitch and water. The dying throes of that fly that got trapped within the gooey mess that is your flowing mucous. MWAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAA!!

And they also defecate as they writhe and die in your mouth and sinus cavity! Hahahhaaahahahaahaahhaaaa!