Woman Shot in her own Driveway
Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws
and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the
windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of
her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda ' s
eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and
had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough
on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back
of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all
be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was
from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
