What would you do?

Started by CruzrDave, July 23, 2010, 10:34:20 AM

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CruzrDave

July 23, 2010, 10:34:20 AM
You're on an elephant, bamboo stick in hand, tracking a pissed off tiger and this happens. Go!
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#1
July 23, 2010, 10:34:53 AM
Give her a gentle belly hub :)
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CruzrDave

#2
July 23, 2010, 10:35:00 AM
What could I really do but give her a high five and kiss my :moon: good by.
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#3
July 23, 2010, 11:46:31 AM
wet myself, followed by pain... lots and lots of pain....

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#4
July 23, 2010, 12:57:39 PM
I would probably crap my pants and pass out simultaneously.


After that, nothing would matter, because I would not wake up.
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July 23, 2010, 01:50:03 PM
:funny: :funny:
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#6
July 23, 2010, 01:53:40 PM
pull out my 45-70 because you would be stupid to track a pissed off tiger with anything less.  And i have never heard anyone refer to their expedition rig as an elephant before...  :biggthumpup: "Croikey! What du weh have heir?"
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July 23, 2010, 02:05:48 PM
I bet i'd make some new cuss words
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July 23, 2010, 03:04:15 PM
Probably cry
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July 23, 2010, 03:06:29 PM
Quote from: Caboose on July 23, 2010, 01:53:40 PM
pull out my 45-70 because you would be stupid to track a pissed off tiger with anything less.  And i have never heard anyone refer to their expedition rig as an elephant before...  :biggthumpup: "Croikey! What du weh have heir?"

In agreement with Caboose, so.... I guess I start planning where to put the tiger skin rug :P
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#10
July 23, 2010, 05:56:15 PM
Hope youre flexible enough to put your head between your legs so you can kiss you ass bye.
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#11
July 23, 2010, 06:25:01 PM
Hide behind the cameraman.........
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#12
July 23, 2010, 06:29:41 PM
try a round of "nicekitty"?
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

Early

#13
July 23, 2010, 07:05:11 PM
sacrifice the elephant and walk away waving :wave:
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#14
July 23, 2010, 07:29:45 PM
poke it in the eye
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#15
July 23, 2010, 08:08:50 PM
Does my "bamboo stick" shoot .50 cal rounds? 
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#16
July 24, 2010, 08:53:05 AM
in all honesty i dont know if  a 45-70 would be the best for the job. tigers have notoriously tough pelt, its not uncommon for a round nose bullet to be deflected by it..
as far as the elephant this vid is probably from india

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#17
July 25, 2010, 04:32:14 AM
I'd shake my stick at him and say "BAD KITTY!"
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#18
July 26, 2010, 01:53:10 PM
Awwwww, I would hug him and pet him and love him into submission!  He's just trying to act tough but all he really needs is love.   :love:
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July 26, 2010, 03:47:46 PM Last Edit: July 26, 2010, 08:21:21 PM by mikenewmanhayes
Your dead meat and cat chow =]



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#20
July 26, 2010, 05:16:45 PM
I assure you I would move so fast via :pokinit: propulsion :toilet: said kitty would be left literally poo faced and run off in search of a pool of water or a meerkat to scrub his face with.
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#21
July 28, 2010, 08:30:42 AM
id play dead.... then id be dead
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#22
July 29, 2010, 04:59:03 PM
"I don't have to outrun the tiger, I just have to outrun you!"
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#23
July 29, 2010, 07:13:50 PM
Quote from: mikenewmanhayes on July 26, 2010, 03:47:46 PM
Your dead meat and cat chow =]





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#24
July 29, 2010, 07:22:42 PM
i think i would be dinner.... elephants can run faster than humans if they start moving at a good clip
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