What does this mean?

[kneedownnate]

Had to stop at an out of the way gas station today on the way to a friend's house.  As I was getting ready to leave, a fine upstanding flat-biller sitting in a mini van asks if I redid the side plastics on my bike myself, then compliments my work.  Nothing terribly new, despite my bike looking like it belongs to a tweaker, I still seem to wrangle my fair share of compliments.  I don't think I look at all like a tweaker, and definately don't come across as one if I speak to somebody, but I was wearing camo pants instead of the normal dickies so 

We only spoke very briefly, me mentioning that they'd look better if I'd been able to shoot them with the gun but couldn't since my compressor was stolen, then I turned back and started putting on my gear to go and he called me over to the van.  Again, nothing new, just figured he was going to give me his number and tell me to call him when I went riding, which just means I'd have another number to lose.  As he's writing down his number he says "I help people double their income.  My brother in law is a bigwig in san fransisco and we like to help people double their income."  I just say thanks, have a good night, and head on my way.

So how was he implying he could help double my income?  First thing that came to mind was drug trafficing/distribution.  Anything else would be a total guess, but I also considered something like a chop shop or auto theft.  Any guesses?

[muddytaco]

nice guy, just wanted to get you involved in a little distribution and you gotta be rude, just deliver the mans drugs

[kneedownnate]

Right, I'm such a jerk   

[86bobbedtoy]

maybe he thought you were cute and wanted to pimp you out!

lol

call him and find out.
prolly some scam, sell crap on line or make bracelets,

[joeycool00]

  drug mule perhaps?

[GONZO97]

I say call him and find out what it is and if its any good help us out lol

[emsvitil]

I say call him and find out what it is and if its any good help us out lol

Make sure you block your phone number when you do............

[*** YELLER ***]

YO ! Nate hook me up with his number I wanna see what double my income would be... nothing X 2 is gotta be good right

[unclejpl4x4]

wow  you cali folks got some weirdos out there

[Sway]

Gay porn

[Stocker]

Whatever his game is, it will benefit him far more than you.

I'm pretty sure you'd be money (and aggravation) ahead to lose his number.

[muddytaco]

gay porn thats great i cant even find that smiley but its awesome

[joeycool00]

  there you go 

[86bobbedtoy]

call him and play it cool and see where it goes.

or post his number and we will, lol

[AaronB]

he wants you to sell monavie products 

[Sway]

gay porn thats great i cant even find that smiley but its awesome

 

[muddytaco]

where you find those smileys?

[Sway]

where you find those smileys?

Diff forums Im on and google. The bag one I took this and messed with it in photoshop. I use to have a bunch of them on my old computer

[kneedownnate]

he wants you to sell monavie products 

  funniest response yet!  I won't post his number on the net cause it's kinda messed up, but if anybody seriously wants to call him just send me a pm 

[46&2]

Sounds like he thought you had the credentials to be a meth mule.

[brainlessfool]

maybe he thought you were cute and wanted to pimp you out!

[brainlessfool]

Gay porn

[86bobbedtoy]

pm me it. ill pretend he talked to me a while back
what can I say Im bored

[Cheesemaker]

Obviously he isn't making any money, if he is driving a mini-van!! 

He's probably living in the van down by the river!!   

[86bobbedtoy]

in a van down by the river!

[joeycool00]

thats got to be my favorate sketch

in a van down by the river!

chris farley kicked ace

[fade]

probably trying to get you to sell those scam stereo speakers that were a big hit 2-5 years ago. Or selling perfume like all the people do that come though the coastal towns durn the summer.

He could mean sellin drugs though.

[kneedownnate]

Obviously he isn't making any money, if he is driving a mini-van!! 

He's probably living in the van down by the river!!   

  he was fat, but not that fat.  It was an early 90s caravan.

[muddytaco]

the early 90s caravans that smoke and people will usually give you to haul them off, i know those caravans

[Shamb]

i see a pyramid in your future