What does this mean?

[GONZO97]

so has anyone called the number yet lol

[Early]

Half way through your story i thought he was gonna sell you a compressor. dang, Im a carpenter and can't wait for the day someone trys to sell me tools they stole from me. Im gonna get religious like a boondock saint

[GONZO97]

boondock saint

off topic BUT bad movie

[kneedownnate]

It'd be hard to nail it down to being my compressor, but let's see what happens when they bring in my dot yokohama race tires to get mounted at the shop    Only seen 6 like them ever, and most people don't have a clue what they are.

[JanMarie13]

Amway for sure