things you cant fix

Started by Dr.Maxwe001, April 20, 2010, 08:48:10 AM

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Dr.Maxwe001

April 20, 2010, 08:48:10 AM
:idiot:

did this from helping a buddy weld my parts on  I didnt look at the light but i also  didnt have a hood or shades on either


I was brushing my teeth  and took this pict lastnight
IF YOUR LOOKING OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR 4X4 AND YOU CANT SEE THEN JUST TURN ON YOUR WIPERS. BUT THEN THINGS GET ALL MESSED UP LIKE IN LIFE.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE JUST THINK THAT ALONG TIME AGO  YOU WERE THE FASTEST LITTLE SWIMMER TO THE EGG

08:55:22 PM BeccaLoo24 – i like to screw things

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*** YELLER ***

#1
April 20, 2010, 08:56:13 AM
step 1 dont do this again
step 2 have someone read this to you
step 3 shred a potato
step 4 lay down on bed
step 5 place shreded potatoes over eyes
step 6 dont move fer at least an hour

cheaper than a trip to the ER and it werks


GOOD LUCK
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Toymin8r

#2
April 20, 2010, 09:11:51 AM
Quote from: ** YELLER ** on April 20, 2010, 08:56:13 AM
step 1 dont do this again


This is already the 3rd time he has done it.    :shake:

Harbor Freight sells auto darkening welding helmets for $50.00 that work fine. This is also much cheaper than an emergency room.

Your a train wreck Jeff.  You are always hurting yoruself while working on your truck.   I recommend you just pay someone else to do it for you....oh wait,  you were but you wanted to watch.

On the bright side, if you keep this up you may win a Darwin award.
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AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

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79coyotefrg

#3
April 20, 2010, 09:23:28 AM
:idiot:  i can see it now,

Buddy says, "Jeff you should have a helmet on".
Jeff,  " no way man, i'm not doing the welding"
Buddy, "OH okay,  well here we go then"


:shake:

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junya92toy

#4
April 20, 2010, 12:30:06 PM
Im around people welding all the time. I never get burnt and I dont have a hood on. Or I do a lot of tacking welding and just close my eyes, nothing happens.
Dr.Maxwe001 – well i have a 15 gal compressor now and if I gett he 60  and then use the 15 as a reserve that wil give me 75 gal  thats close to 80 isnt it ?

Dr.Maxwe001

#5
April 20, 2010, 01:04:45 PM
update :eye: :eye: s went burnt the DR said they had a scrach on them probably from the pollen in the air he also said my arms will heal in a couple of days   :turtle: :turtle: :turtle:
IF YOUR LOOKING OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR 4X4 AND YOU CANT SEE THEN JUST TURN ON YOUR WIPERS. BUT THEN THINGS GET ALL MESSED UP LIKE IN LIFE.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE JUST THINK THAT ALONG TIME AGO  YOU WERE THE FASTEST LITTLE SWIMMER TO THE EGG

08:55:22 PM BeccaLoo24 – i like to screw things

$99 scratch and dent drill press has drilled more holes than Ron Jeremy.


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Quick Draw

#6
April 20, 2010, 01:15:28 PM
Haha wow...how close were you?  You know, you can get a pretty good view of somebody welding from about 8 feet away with a hand to block the arc from view and be totally fine.
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Dr.Maxwe001

#7
April 20, 2010, 01:21:29 PM
i was on one side of the front axle he was on the other so about 2 feet maybe i mean i was right there with him
IF YOUR LOOKING OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR 4X4 AND YOU CANT SEE THEN JUST TURN ON YOUR WIPERS. BUT THEN THINGS GET ALL MESSED UP LIKE IN LIFE.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE JUST THINK THAT ALONG TIME AGO  YOU WERE THE FASTEST LITTLE SWIMMER TO THE EGG

08:55:22 PM BeccaLoo24 – i like to screw things

$99 scratch and dent drill press has drilled more holes than Ron Jeremy.


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iNfErNaL

#8
April 20, 2010, 01:35:51 PM
Damn Jeff , you weren't kidding  :sheerterror: . . . Good luck dude . . . On the way to you , you should have that soon  :thumbs: 
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#9
April 20, 2010, 02:39:06 PM
Quote from: Toymin8r on April 20, 2010, 09:11:51 AM

This is already the 3rd time he has done it.    :shake:


On the bright side, if you keep this up you may win a Darwin award.
I saw what you did there...  :gap:


Three times? Really? Wow...  :shakehead:  Guess ya can't say he was blindsided....  :disturbed:

Gotta admit my second thought when I saw the pic was.... did that toothbrush get stuck in there?  :screwy:
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#10
April 20, 2010, 02:43:54 PM
Quote from: jerry92toy on April 20, 2010, 12:30:06 PM
Im around people welding all the time. I never get burnt and I dont have a hood on. Or I do a lot of tacking welding and just close my eyes, nothing happens.

The pic above could be you next time. If you play with fire....
* Regardless of what happens, someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
* 2% rule: Must be 2% smarter than what your working on.
* If you make something even a fool can use, only a fool will use it.
* I've been crapping in the woods longer than lil'buddy has been alive!

junya92toy

#11
April 20, 2010, 05:50:57 PM
Not making fun of you Jeff but, You cant fix stupid!
Dr.Maxwe001 – well i have a 15 gal compressor now and if I gett he 60  and then use the 15 as a reserve that wil give me 75 gal  thats close to 80 isnt it ?

brainlessfool

#12
April 20, 2010, 05:58:58 PM
Quote from: jerry92toy on April 20, 2010, 05:50:57 PM
Not making fun of you Jeff but, You cant fix stupid!


  :rofl2:  :haha:  :teeth:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

kneedownnate

#13
April 20, 2010, 06:48:51 PM
Quote from: jerry92toy on April 20, 2010, 05:50:57 PM
Not making fun of you Jeff but, You cant fix stupid!

From the mouths of babes...
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#14
April 20, 2010, 08:03:37 PM
 :haha:    :laugh:
My goal in life is to be as a good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

If you don't learn something every day, you're not paying attention.

dennisreddish

#15
May 01, 2010, 08:59:53 PM
reminds me of Tim the tool man Taylor!

Dr.Maxwe001

#16
May 01, 2010, 09:01:15 PM
 :haha:
Quote from: dennisreddish on May 01, 2010, 08:59:53 PM
reminds me of Tim the tool man Taylor!
IF YOUR LOOKING OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR 4X4 AND YOU CANT SEE THEN JUST TURN ON YOUR WIPERS. BUT THEN THINGS GET ALL MESSED UP LIKE IN LIFE.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE JUST THINK THAT ALONG TIME AGO  YOU WERE THE FASTEST LITTLE SWIMMER TO THE EGG

08:55:22 PM BeccaLoo24 – i like to screw things

$99 scratch and dent drill press has drilled more holes than Ron Jeremy.


http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=48342.0




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chim

#17
May 01, 2010, 09:37:43 PM
Quote from: ** YELLER ** on April 20, 2010, 08:56:13 AM
step 1 dont do this again
step 2 have someone read this to you
step 3 shred a potato
step 4 lay down on bed
step 5 place shreded potatoes over eyes
step 6 dont move fer at least an hour

cheaper than a trip to the ER and it werks


GOOD LUCK

I'm interested in steps 3-6.. I have never heard of this.. please explain!
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