Author Topic: Quote War!!! (Read 26582 times)

mudguts · « **Reply #60 on:** Nov 25, 2004, 09:18:20 PM »

"PVT PYLE, I'M GONNA CUT OFF YOUR NUTS SO YOU CAN'T CONTAMINATE THE GENE POOL."

reklund5 · « **Reply #61 on:** Nov 25, 2004, 09:48:35 PM »

Lloyd Christmas:

"...Aspen: Where the beer flows like wine"

reklund5 · « **Reply #62 on:** Nov 25, 2004, 09:49:45 PM »

Mike Lowry:

"...Dan Marino should buy this car. Well, not this one 'cause I'm gonna flop it all up"

reklund5 · « **Reply #63 on:** Nov 25, 2004, 09:53:02 PM »

Mary's dad in "Theres Something about Mary"

"How'd you get the beans above the frank"

Marys brother:
"Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!"

"Have you theen my Batheball?"

dirtbag · « **Reply #64 on:** Nov 25, 2004, 10:15:07 PM »

Confucious say:

"He who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger"
"He who stand on toilet is high on pot"
"He who have hand in pocket also have richard in pocket"
"He who go to restroom a lot feel cocky all day"

84runner · « **Reply #65 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 03:32:51 PM »

" Don't let nothing but FEAR and COMMON SENSE stop ya " My Dad

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #66 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 03:59:17 PM »

"A word to the wise doesnt do any good, Its the stupid people that need the help."-Bill Cosby

"Pain heals
Chicks dig scars
Glory lasts forever"-Keanu Reeves in "The Replacements"

Mike D · « **Reply #67 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 04:11:43 PM »

Braveheart

"You can take our lives but you can't take our freedom" (Scottish Accent)

Ferg · « **Reply #68 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 05:25:01 PM »

"...we will not waver, we will not tire, we will not falter, we will not fail..."

George W Bush, 43rd President of the United States of America in an address to a joint session of Congress and the nation Sept 20 2001.

brainlessfool · « **Reply #69 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 05:36:48 PM »

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #70 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 07:19:24 PM »

Sir_Titus · « **Reply #71 on:** Nov 29, 2004, 07:53:56 PM »

Preach on brother

84runner · « **Reply #72 on:** Nov 30, 2004, 09:08:48 AM »

billy hill · « **Reply #73 on:** Nov 30, 2004, 01:48:20 PM »

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't find a drink.

TOM WAITS

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

POLICE OFFICER "Do you know how fast you were going?"
ME "Appearently not fast enough."

84runner · « **Reply #74 on:** Nov 30, 2004, 02:26:13 PM »

I'm over here, your over there. Ain't nothin between us but the motherf!@$*n air

SWAMPER · « **Reply #75 on:** Nov 30, 2004, 07:34:32 PM »

Super Troopers!

"DUDE! Im freaking out."

lol lol thats soo freaking funny

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #76 on:** Nov 30, 2004, 11:08:47 PM »

"Excuse me, but you still have some blood in your alcohol stream"

BigMike · « **Reply #77 on:** Nov 30, 2004, 11:20:36 PM »

hahaha

Mike D · « **Reply #78 on:** Dec 01, 2004, 02:41:02 PM »

"oh just MINOR flesh wound"

"Minor flesh wound !!! your whole bloody arms cut off"

brainlessfool · « **Reply #79 on:** Dec 01, 2004, 03:44:42 PM »

Holy Grale

84runner · « **Reply #80 on:** Dec 03, 2004, 08:37:42 AM »

What did you say ? You what ? You want to try out my misletoe belt buckle

84runner · « **Reply #81 on:** Dec 03, 2004, 08:52:36 AM »

take her easy .....if shes easy take her twice

To The Floor · « **Reply #82 on:** Dec 04, 2004, 06:25:39 PM »

"Try penetrating my ass without lube, the butt hair won't allow it."
-Nick Czapiewski
"You can talk the talk, now climb that fawkin rock"
-Nick Czapiewski

To The Floor · « **Reply #83 on:** Dec 04, 2004, 06:29:59 PM »

Quote from: 84runner on Dec 03, 2004, 08:52:36 AM

take her easy .....if shes easy take her twice

our metal shop teacher has told us that before

MagPede · « **Reply #84 on:** Dec 04, 2004, 06:42:56 PM »

"...a gun in every home and a cap in every

" - Peter Griffin

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #85 on:** Dec 05, 2004, 02:14:20 PM »

"Holy crip, he's a crapple!!"-Peter griffin

MagPede · « **Reply #86 on:** Dec 05, 2004, 04:38:08 PM »

kinda OT

Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me.

Peter: [singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this] Ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/

Joe Swanson: What in god's name is he doing?

Peter: Can't touch me.

Cleveland: I believe it's the worm.

Peter: [still singing] Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me.

rockhound · « **Reply #87 on:** Dec 05, 2004, 08:36:31 PM »

"It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity and make it work for you." Frank Zappa

84runner · « **Reply #88 on:** Dec 06, 2004, 12:18:15 PM »

Insured by Smith & Wesson

God created all men
The Colt revolver made them equal.

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #89 on:** Dec 06, 2004, 12:34:21 PM »

IF everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. -Steven Wright

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