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The Smilie Stories
« on: Oct 22, 2004, 11:14:00 PM »
Last weekend I was :driving: and I  :o :boobs: :wave: :love: so I :idea: :smooch: :date: and later Me --> :spankbutt: <-- her but then during :sleepy: my burrito that I :chew: caused me to :fart: and my :love: said :tantrum: and she  :outtahere:

I was so :rivers: but I found :twocents: and decided to buy :ladys-man: so I thought I should :muscles: first, so i went to the gym. There I saw more :boobs: and I was :shocking: and I :sly: :eyebrow: :angel: :psss: :whip: :moon: :pokinit: :acclaim:

She :psss: me to take a :chillpill: and then she rejected me :trout: so I :bolt:

Outside I saw a :stopit: guy :smooch: a hommie :afro: Then the :afro: :bat: and :boxing: and :bash: and then he :bolt:

I walked over to the :stopit: guy and said :therethere: why not :love: girls instead? :think: So we both went to a bar :banana: and we :whistle: and got chicks to :dancing: with us.

Then I had :nerv: so I :toilet:

After that I :spit: all over some girls :boobs: and to my :disturbed: she was :booya: and I :clap2: and :driving: her home.

There she saw my 1981 Toyota pickup with my :muscles: engine, and she :flamer: off my rear springs. I was :tantrum: and I :slap: and then we :coffee: and felt :greengrin:

I won't :lipsrsealed: about that evening, it :rockingout:. We :spit: :beer: :beerchug: :drool: and a bit of :wag: :moon: then we got :yawn: and :sleeping: in my truck.

The next thing I know Im in :jail: and this guy is :soapbox: about :usa: and I was :redface: from all his :blah: and :bull crap: so I broke out :muscles: and ran :hyper: home. I hurt my :bricks: and my mom :therethere:

I guess it was a pretty :conf: weekend but it was :biggthumpup: and I had :egyptian: while :party:

The End.
« Last Edit: Oct 22, 2004, 11:27:49 PM by BigMike »
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Re: The Smilie Stories
« Reply #1 on: Oct 22, 2004, 11:23:33 PM »
WOW!
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Re: The Smilie Stories
« Reply #2 on: Oct 24, 2004, 04:09:46 PM »
Sad not even I have that much time but lets see what comes out if it...
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