Topic: Funniest stories from work!!

[Cheesemaker]

yup, ya run over it! it will stick to the tire.

The dime won't stick to the tires!!

[wa4x4]

Last week at work we were all in the backroom kinda working, listening to metal and having some fun. The isles in the backroom are about 20-25 feet tall and we have tall ladders to get to the very top. I'm walking to the back isle to put away some toys and I hear someone throwing some stuff, normal occurance back there. I look up and its a guy who had cut open 3 cases of paper towels and is throwing them at people below. We had at least 30 rolls going (unopened) and it turned into a pretty big little fight back there, but funny as hell because the boss had just left for the night. Good times back there, its a fun job.

[BUBBA]

The dime won't stick to the tires!!

it will if you spin the tires enough

[brainlessfool]

it will if you spin the tires enough

Thank you Bubba, great minds think alike. 

[Cheesemaker [OP]]

Try this, use the fork to pick it up!  Lay the dime on the ground and tip your forks forward, and carefully set them down on the ground ahead of the dime.  And slowly go back and it should flip backwards onto the fork!  Try it, bet your buddies that you can do this!  Free money!

[brainlessfool]

Try this, use the fork to pick it up!  Lay the dime on the ground and tip your forks forward, and carefully set them down on the ground ahead of the dime.  And slowly go back and it should flip backwards onto the fork!  Try it, bet your buddies that you can do this!  Free money!

   mite work, butt my buddies at work are as broke as I am! 

[Hyena]

muahahahah...we had a new guy start at Kragen a couple days ago, so of course, we gotta give him a hard time. So, we call up one of our buddies down at Napa, and tell him to call the kid and ask for a gallon of Blinker Fluid. Now, this kid goes nuts all over the store looking for blinker fluid....can't find it. So, he grabs one of our bottles of washer fluid, tears the label off, puts a new label on and writes "Blinker Fluid" on it, then runs down to Napa to give it to the guy. Before he gets back, Napa guy calls us up, laughing his ass off and telling us about his bottle of blinker fluid and how the kid apologized for taking so long to find it.


They tried to pull the same thing on me, but I wasn't quite as dumb

Alyssa, you work at the Kragen in Auburn right?  My buddy just started working there, his name is David.  Wondering if that was him? 

[BUBBA]

Thank you Bubba, great minds think alike.

  scary ain't it   

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[Hyena]

Nah, this is at one of the other stores I get sent to work at (Grass Valley) But David does work with me...he's hilarious!

He can be funny, wierd, and a little gay at the same time.  I wasn't on his good side for awhile.  Ask him about it!