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Walked in work and caught a supervisor wearing wax lips and acting a fool!!
muahahahah...we had a new guy start at Kragen a couple days ago, so of course, we gotta give him a hard time. So, we call up one of our buddies down at Napa, and tell him to call the kid and ask for a gallon of Blinker Fluid. Now, this kid goes nuts all over the store looking for blinker fluid....can't find it. So, he grabs one of our bottles of washer fluid, tears the label off, puts a new label on and writes "Blinker Fluid" on it, then runs down to Napa to give it to the guy. Before he gets back, Napa guy calls us up, laughing his ass off and telling us about his bottle of blinker fluid and how the kid apologized for taking so long to find it.They tried to pull the same thing on me, but I wasn't quite as dumb
The guys a Kragen always let me have the newbies behind the counter, they see me coming and know that finding my part isn't easy, and I know the game. If I'm looking for parts for my 4x4's and the guy starts asking the usual questions about my needed parts it kinda goes like this Type of vehicle sir: 1948 WillysPart needed: altenatorShould be a generator sir: no it is an altenator, engine is a 231Doesn't show that engine sir: that's becuase it's a Buick engine...............I thought you said you had a Willys: I did you didn't ask what kind of engine I have.Guys are rolling behind him.
All of use at Les Schwab just beat each other up, but thats normal right?
We used to only have 4 phone lines that came into our shop, but when somebody yelled "Bob line 5" that usually meant hot babe at the counter! Well, this backfired on a FNG, he comes across the PA "Jim line 5!" Well, the asst manager knew of the code and came to check her out to and come to find out it was his wife! So, he plays along with it and procedes to lay a big tongue involved kiss on her! The FNG was saying holy crap does he know her! We just laughed at him!
For those of you who are around forklifts.I like breaking in the newb's by getting on the forklift and go driving toward them as fast as possible,and just as you get to them,with foot still planted firmly on the gas,reach down and turn the key off,keeping the gas down and just as it's about to die,cut it back on.BOOM,and watch them scatter.
Do ya know how to pick up a dime off the floor with only using the forklift? No hands! Just the forklift!
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