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SWAMPER

#120
October 17, 2004, 08:46:48 PM
Ive abbandoned my kids for less than that :laugh:
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Hyena

#121
October 17, 2004, 08:49:04 PM
Have you ever gone wheeling and been so wasted that you couldn't find your way back to your tent?

iNfErNaL

#122
October 17, 2004, 10:50:16 PM
Oh yeah,many,many times...It usually happens on thanksgiving weekend at glamis.................................Every year.
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waffler

#123
October 24, 2004, 12:14:50 AM
Stood to close to a propane heater, lit your  :moon: on fire, then did the sprint, dive, and squeal instead of the stop, drop, and roll?
There is no cure for stupidity.  Dribble happens.

waffler

#124
October 24, 2004, 12:15:20 AM
Gone mudding in a 2wd and got it stuck??  :smack:
There is no cure for stupidity.  Dribble happens.

mudguts

#125
October 24, 2004, 12:26:01 AM
ran in the house with a gogher pokin through only to find the bathrooms occupied :toiletwait: then run back out in the back yard and take care of business hopin no one will come out back  :_oops:
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SWAMPER

#126
October 24, 2004, 12:37:37 AM
Ive dont the gopher one....the good thing is that this was in our house  where we have 5 acres of land so only animals saw my evil doings lol
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KYOTA

#127
October 24, 2004, 12:38:33 AM
Well no but have kicked the 'ol lady out of the only bathroom in the house cuz I hadda crap then she went back in to finish her makeup after I was done  :thud:

mudguts

#128
October 24, 2004, 12:43:12 AM
Quote from: KYOTA on October 24, 2004, 12:38:33 AM
Well no but have kicked the 'ol lady out of the only bathroom in the house cuz I hadda crap then she went back in to finish her makeup after I was done  :thud:
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BLACKDOG

#129
October 26, 2004, 09:19:17 PM
shot your neighbors dog with a paintball gun cause it was about to drop a load in your front yard.  Then shot the other neighbors cat, just for fun??
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KYOTA

#130
October 26, 2004, 09:41:10 PM
No witnesses eh? the cat coulda ID'd you,  thats funny sh*t!

BLACKDOG

#131
October 27, 2004, 12:36:41 PM
Nope no witnesses.  It was like 2 in the morning.  Although the nieghbors did come by to see if we had seen anything and could explain why thier rottweiler now had green splotches.

Nobody could though :dunno:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
              -Ronald Reagan

Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent

84runner

#132
October 27, 2004, 06:59:31 PM
Has your roomate ever asked if you rember anything from last night?  "because you were brought home by 3 cop cars last night and they said they found you in a field. Then you pissed in the dishwasher before you went to bed." well Red Runners roomate has asked him  :beer:
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brainlessfool

#133
October 28, 2004, 02:41:20 PM
Red runner's my new Hero  :bowdown:  :boozer:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

dirtbag

#134
October 28, 2004, 07:03:29 PM
...been caught dolphin-flogging in the closet?
























































































































it's a good place to hide, isn't it?  :thumbs:

SWAMPER

#135
October 28, 2004, 07:21:19 PM
Dolphin floogin? whats that ???
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dirtbag

#136
October 28, 2004, 07:25:11 PM
Quote from: LILSWAMPER on October 28, 2004, 07:21:19 PM
Dolphin floogin? whats that ???
Flogging the dolphin, polishing the bayonet, choking the chicken, yanking the carrot, launching the rocket, spanking the monkAY, beating the meat, etc....

mudguts

#137
October 28, 2004, 07:35:36 PM
Quote from: 84runner on October 27, 2004, 06:59:31 PM
Has your roomate ever asked if you rember anything from last night?  "because you were brought home by 3 cop cars last night and they said they found you in a field. Then you pissed in the dishwasher before you went to bed." well Red Runners roomate has asked him  :beer:
Golly Wally, I thought I was reading a chapter out of my life story there for a minute  :smack:  :boozer:
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SWAMPER

#138
October 28, 2004, 07:36:46 PM
Ah gosh thanks for the mental picture DB! :puke4:
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Jared

#140
October 28, 2004, 08:37:05 PM
thought it would be cool to start your friends truck while your friend was pouring gas into the carb with a motor thats not timed right.... thanks alot phillip....my finger looks like a dogs thingy now that i got caught on fire... you live and learn
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SWAMPER

#141
October 28, 2004, 09:01:19 PM
:funny: :laugh:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!


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KYOTA

#142
October 28, 2004, 10:13:32 PM
Syphoned gas in the middle of the night and your bud that was jamming the hose in the 'donor' rig couldnt see so you whip out your trusty Bic to shed a little lite and WHOOOOOF!!  that was one of those 'oh yeah that was a bad idea' after the fact :flamer:

mudguts

#143
October 28, 2004, 10:25:03 PM
caught your face on fire while drinking Flaming Eddies  :boozer:  :flamer:  I still have a little bald spot where I can't grow wiskers on my cheek.  :headshake:
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KYOTA

#144
October 28, 2004, 10:37:06 PM
Been standing in the kitchen while your wife is pawing around looking for something when she finally looks at you and says shes looking for a teabag. :doh:

mudguts

#145
October 28, 2004, 10:43:14 PM
Quote from: KYOTA on October 28, 2004, 10:37:06 PM
Been standing in the kitchen while your wife is pawing around looking for something when she finally looks at you and says shes looking for a teabag. :doh:
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dirtbag

#146
October 29, 2004, 12:06:19 AM
...had a girl flatulate during the horizontal mambo?  :fart:

BigMike

#147
October 29, 2004, 12:09:30 AM
what kind of flatulance are we talking about here? :wink2:
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dirtbag

#148
October 29, 2004, 12:10:45 AM
Quote from: BigMike on October 29, 2004, 12:09:30 AM
what kind of flatulance are we talking about here? :wink2:
the gastral kind  :wink2:

BigMike

#149
October 29, 2004, 12:43:27 AM
ah. In that case, no. :ladys-man:
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