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"The Stupidest Question Ever Asked" Award goes to...
« on: Jul 02, 2008, 02:56:54 PM »
INFERNAL!!!!!!!!!  :clap2:  :clap2:  :clap2:

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Wow dude, wow. :gap: :beerchug:

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:rofl: That's great Peps :rofl2: :haha:

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  :smack: Definately not one of my proudest moments.
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I dont know... I asked a highly stupid question to ont of the guys over at T***l G**r this week. have been checking out their new 4-link and called to ask them how much lift it would result in... as the words where leaving my mouth I realized "it will all depend on the length of coil over I use" they guy was cool about it at least.


*reads the question you asked* ok... you may still have me beat.
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INFERNAL!!!!!!!!!  :clap2:  :clap2:  :clap2:

 http://www.rockbrawlers.com/viewtopic.php?t=909   


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I think I can top that, or at least lessen your shame...a long time ago I worked for Marriott, in maintenance. One of my jobs was to make name tags...I made one and took it to the guy (personnel manager) and he said "You misspelled my last name", I asked "are you sure".
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I think I can top that, or at least lessen your shame...a long time ago I worked for Marriott, in maintenance. One of my jobs was to make name tags...I made one and took it to the guy (personnel manager) and he said "You misspelled my last name", I asked "are you sure".
LOL  :talkingn: thanx Mark.That does make me feel better but I think I may still have you beat  :yupyup:
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*reads the question you asked* ok... you may still have me beat.
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I think I can top that, or at least lessen your shame...a long time ago I worked for Marriott, in maintenance. One of my jobs was to make name tags...I made one and took it to the guy (personnel manager) and he said "You misspelled my last name", I asked "are you sure".

See, that's where you messed up!  You shoulda just said "no I didn't" and walked out confidently!
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:haha:  you should have sent her over buckhorn.  I drove over late last night to get an early start at one of the trails and the fire was within 50-100ft of the road for quite a stretch  :yikes: 
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Oh, and we get a constant barage of stupid smoke questions at work, most asking if they're here on X date will it still be smokey?  :shake:
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I expect nothing less of you Pep's..

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Oh I don't know Pep's how about this one that popped out of my mouth recently, "Hello sir would you like your oil changed?" He laughed.
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OMG This is great!

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OK I have the one that will top them all.
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Okay MWM,that one ALMOST has me beat but not quite  :yupyup:  but that IS a good one.
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Okay MWM,that one ALMOST has me beat but not quite  :yupyup:  but that IS a good one.

Yeah, yours was awesome, that is going to be hard to beat! "Is it still the first tuesday even if it lands on a weekend" :rofl:

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I need to be flamed some more  :yesnod:
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I need to be flamed some more  :yesnod:
Us--->  :haha:.......:flamer:  :moon: <---- Infernal


Does this help?  :disturbed:

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Got some more headed your way, give me a few minutes....... :gap:
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Whats the question?

Im not a member and dont want to fill out crap and registger
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honestly dude, that isn't that bad. One of my bosses, the other day, had a customer hand him spark plugs for an 03 ford truck...while looking for them, he asked the customer...


" is it gas or diesel?"

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honestly dude, that isn't that bad. One of my bosses, the other day, had a customer hand him spark plugs for an 03 ford truck...while looking for them, he asked the customer...


" is it gas or diesel?"

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:think: :rofl2:
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come on cant someone enlighten me on the question that he asked?
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come on cant someone enlighten me on the question that he asked?
:psss: your clue is in post #17...  :shhh:

 
 
 
 
 

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