"The Stupidest Question Ever Asked" Award goes to...

Started by iNfErNaL, July 02, 2008, 02:56:54 PM

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*FFC*

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I dont know... I asked a highly stupid question to ont of the guys over at T***l G**r this week. have been checking out their new 4-link and called to ask them how much lift it would result in... as the words where leaving my mouth I realized "it will all depend on the length of coil over I use" they guy was cool about it at least.


*reads the question you asked* ok... you may still have me beat.
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Quote from: Infernal on July 02, 2008, 02:56:54 PM
INFERNAL!!!!!!!!!  :clap2:  :clap2:  :clap2:

http://www.rockbrawlers.com/viewtopic.php?t=909   


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I think I can top that, or at least lessen your shame...a long time ago I worked for Marriott, in maintenance. One of my jobs was to make name tags...I made one and took it to the guy (personnel manager) and he said "You misspelled my last name", I asked "are you sure".
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iNfErNaL

Quote from: abnormaltoy on July 02, 2008, 03:04:57 PM
I think I can top that, or at least lessen your shame...a long time ago I worked for Marriott, in maintenance. One of my jobs was to make name tags...I made one and took it to the guy (personnel manager) and he said "You misspelled my last name", I asked "are you sure".
LOL  :talkingn: thanx Mark.That does make me feel better but I think I may still have you beat  :yupyup:
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Quote from: abnormaltoy on July 02, 2008, 03:04:57 PM
I think I can top that, or at least lessen your shame...a long time ago I worked for Marriott, in maintenance. One of my jobs was to make name tags...I made one and took it to the guy (personnel manager) and he said "You misspelled my last name", I asked "are you sure".

See, that's where you messed up!  You shoulda just said "no I didn't" and walked out confidently!
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:haha:  you should have sent her over buckhorn.  I drove over late last night to get an early start at one of the trails and the fire was within 50-100ft of the road for quite a stretch  :yikes: 
RIP KYOTA

You can go through life being scared of the possible, or you can have a little fun and tease the inevitable.

Give a man venison, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hunt Blacktail, he'll be frustrated for life!

kneedownnate

Oh, and we get a constant barage of stupid smoke questions at work, most asking if they're here on X date will it still be smokey?  :shake:
RIP KYOTA

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Oh I don't know Pep's how about this one that popped out of my mouth recently, "Hello sir would you like your oil changed?" He laughed.
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OMG This is great!

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OK I have the one that will top them all.
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Okay MWM,that one ALMOST has me beat but not quite  :yupyup:  but that IS a good one.
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Quote from: Infernal on July 03, 2008, 11:00:52 AM
Okay MWM,that one ALMOST has me beat but not quite  :yupyup:  but that IS a good one.

Yeah, yours was awesome, that is going to be hard to beat! "Is it still the first tuesday even if it lands on a weekend" :rofl:

Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

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Number Two :pokinit:

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fordh8r

Quote from: Infernal on July 14, 2008, 01:40:56 AM
I need to be flamed some more  :yesnod:
Us--->  :haha:.......:flamer:  :moon: <---- Infernal


Does this help?  :disturbed:

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Got some more headed your way, give me a few minutes....... :gap:
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lilbuddy

Whats the question?

Im not a member and dont want to fill out crap and registger
RIP Kyota.... you are the man

GET IT!!!

Rocksurfer

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Duffil

honestly dude, that isn't that bad. One of my bosses, the other day, had a customer hand him spark plugs for an 03 ford truck...while looking for them, he asked the customer...


" is it gas or diesel?"

:slap:

Rocksurfer

Quote from: Duffil on July 14, 2008, 08:35:34 PM
honestly dude, that isn't that bad. One of my bosses, the other day, had a customer hand him spark plugs for an 03 ford truck...while looking for them, he asked the customer...


" is it gas or diesel?"

:slap:
:think: :rofl2:
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lilbuddy

come on cant someone enlighten me on the question that he asked?
RIP Kyota.... you are the man

GET IT!!!

fordh8r

Quote from: LILBUDDY on July 14, 2008, 10:49:17 PM
come on cant someone enlighten me on the question that he asked?
:psss: your clue is in post #17...  :shhh: