Do you believe in ghosts?

[Lady Di]

once again UNC has me scratching my head. his words are like liquid dandruff.

OMG!!! I have got to remember that quote!!! 

[Stocker]

Here's a ghost story for ya.

In one of Oprah Winfrey's talk shows, a survey was conducted among her audience. Since the subject was about ghosts she started asking her audience these survey questions:

Oprah: How many of you have seen a ghost? Please stand up!

Amazingly, about 20 people stood up.

Oprah: Wow , isn't that really phenomenal? And now for the next question- For you guys standing up - how many of you have actually spoke to a ghost? About five stayed standing up.

Oprah: (At this point, really getting tremendously excited!)
Wow, imagine that? These people actually spoke to a ghost.

And now for the last question, how many of you five guys have actually made love to a ghost?

Four guys sat down except one, at the last row of seats. The crowd exploded.

Oprah: May we call the gentleman to come to the stage please!

At this the cameras focused on an aging old man and guess what, a Filipino.

Oprah: Wow, that was unbelievable: Sir, may we know who you are?

My name is Topacio Mamaril - my friends call me ' Top Gun' for
short.

Oprah: What do you do and where are you from?

Top Gun: I am a retired Navy man from Laoag, Ilocos Norte, Philippines and presently living in Napa Valley, California and am a farmer by trade.

Oprah: Interesting! So, you really made love to a ghost?

Top Gun: Huh???...(adjusting his hearing aid) What ghost? I thought you said GOATS!

Haha, heard it before but it's still good.  Except I heard that Oprah's guest was from Hayfork a town not far from me...   


You'd have to understand something about Hayfork that town, and goats.       

[Gittinit]

OMG!!! I have got to remember that quote!!! 

Ya know I think I understand what he was trying to say.